I just ran across this remarkable story about the plates:
“The plates were secreted about three miles from home…Joseph, on coming to them, took them from their secret place, and wrapping them in his linen frock, placed them under his arm and started for home.”
After proceeding a short distance, he thought it would be more safe to leave the road and go through the woods. Traveling some distance after he left the road, he came to a large windfall, and as he was jumping over a log, a man sprang up from behind it, and gave him a heavy blow with a gun. Joseph turned around and knocked him down, then ran at the top of his speed. About half a mile further he was attacked again in the same manner as before; he knocked this man down in like manner as the former, and ran on again; and before he reached home he was assaulted the third time. In striking the last one he dislocated his thumb, which, however, he did not notice until he came within sight of the house, when he threw himself down in the corner of the fence in order to recover his breath. As soon as he was able, he arose and came to the house." (Lucy Mack Smith, mother of Joseph Smith, in Biographical Sketches of Joseph Smith the Prophet, 1853, pp. 104-105; Comp. reprinted edition by Bookcraft Publishers in 1956 under the title History of Joseph Smith by His Mother, pp. 107- 108) Emphasis added.
The weight of the plates makes the story incredible. The heavenly messenger told Joseph Smith that plates were of gold. Joseph described the plates as being 6 inches wide, 8 inches long, and something near 6 inches in thickness. Gold has certain interesting properties. It is a very heavy metal, its specific gravity being 19.3. It is very soft and malleable. Plates made of gold would therefore pack down very tightly when stacked. A little figuring will reveal to the reader that the plates weighed 200.81 pounds or thereabouts!
Wow, even at 100lbs quite a feat to knock two men down and still carry on even after receiving “a heavy blow” from a gun. Funny how in an untraveled area of the forest there just happend to be three robbers whom our hero dispatched with a wave of his hand.
Well, let’s see: here’s a kid who was tall, very strong, a hard worker; he was for all his life rather famous for being able to beat others at a game called ‘pulling sticks,’ which involved two people sitting on the ground, face to face, with their feet braced against the feet of their opponent. They would each hold on to a stick, or pole, and try to pull the other up and over his head; a sort of tug of war. It involved a great deal of upper and lower body strength. Joseph Smith Jr. was athletic and strong; the idea that he could, when attacked, defeat someone isn’t all that far fetched.
As well, even the antis agree that the folks around him suspected that he had access to gold; it is not exactly beyond believe that he was followed that day. In fact, that happened to him several times, and the folks that did the ‘lying in wait’ were not a bit shy about writing down their experiences, and justifying their waylaying ways.
So here we have three yahoos who followed Joseph for the purpose of taking from him whatever it is he found. He got away from them. Hardly miraculous–and hardly unlikely.
About the weight? Well, lessee; first, you are assuming that they were made of 24 caret gold, and that doesn’t necessarily follow. However, your OTHER claim, that they would 'pack down very tightly" doesn’t fly either, as has been shown by that other set of side bound 24 caret gold plates made by the Etruscans, which shows that heavily inscribed gold simply doesn’t weigh as much as you would like it to weigh.
If it were a gold alloy that would hold the records better than pure gold would, it would be far lighter–to the tune of 50 to 80 pounds. Now any mother can tote that much (and does, frequently) for quite awhile, and can even do so at a dead run if the adrenaline is running. Modern soldiers pack that much and more–100 to 150 pounds–and are expected to run miles with it—afraid only of their drill sergeants.
So; were the plates likely heavy? Well, yeah. However, that they were 200 pounds? Not so much. Using those existing Etruscan plates as a base for the math, for instance, even at 24 caret gold we don’t get more than 100 pounds, tops.
Sorry.
I’m 5’8", female and not a bit athletic; however, I picked up my 100 pound niece, threw her over my shoulder and ran like crazy to get out of the house when a fire broke out in my back yard. True, I didn’t run very far, but it was a good block and a half, and it didn’t faze me in the slightest.
If I can do that, are you really going to tell me that Joseph Smith Jr., a young, fit, 6’2" man couldn’t carry a lesser weight and fend off attackers coming at him one at a time, when he was running on adrenaline and faith?
C’mon.
The story is plausible and repeatable; if it can be done (and it can) then insisting that it is false because it can’t be done is, well…a little silly, isn’t it?