Those are my picks, for what thy are worth in the humorous spirit of the post.
But I’m not convinced that the post has a humorous spirit.
Cecil Adams was asked,
Who was the worst Catholic saint?
This is a difficult question to answer, because the criteria (
worst Catholic Saint) is hard to quantify.
Mr. Adams is probably not an informed Catholic, because his criteria is absurd.
He starts off with people who are recognized as Saints who probably never existed (such as St. Christopher). So these are “bad” Saints. But he goes on to acknowledge that such Saints were “canonized” before the Church implemented Her “modern” system of Canonization (which dates to the Thirteenth Century - the Church has a funny definition of “modern”). These older Saints, as Mr. Adams admits, were “grandfathered in,”
before the Church required literal accounts and people for Canonization. This is true. But, Our Lord taught in non-literal parables (such as the Prodigal Son), which are enshrined in Sacred Scripture. According to Mr. Adams, we should not accept the TEACHING of these parables unless they relate to
factual stories. The ancient Church “taught” with these “saintly parables.” Mr. Adams devotes more than half of his response to this particular topic, with more examples than all other topics combined.
He then moves on to his second category, “Be crazy.” Some Saints are apparently “bad” simply because they are “crazy” (whatever
that means). He immediately asks, “Where to start?” as if he has a whole bunch of “crazy” Saints, yet he cites only one, “Saint Christina the Astonishing.” Except that this “Saint” has never been Canonized. THERE IS NO SUCH SAINT. The ONE example he provides is NOT a Canonized Catholic Saint. The question was, “Who was the worst Catholic saint?” Mr. Adams devotes a category (Crazy Saints) which is entirely devoid of actual Saints (crazy or otherwise).
Mr. Adams moves on to his third category, “
Be bad prior to having seen the light.” He cites (predictably) St. Augustine (whose “
Confessions” is the second-best-selling book of all time, next to the Bible). Mr. Adams has not seen the light, because this doesn’t matter.
He finally moves on to his final category, “
Be bad, period.” Once again, he cites no examples of actual Canonized Catholic Saints, so he
again completely disregards the parameters of the question. He cites two Popes (neither of whom are Saints) whom he thought should have acted differently than they did. We can debate the actions of these Popes (and we have), but it has nothing to do with the question, “Who was the worst Catholic saint?” because no Saint is included in his examples.
I am am admirer of Cecil Adams and his website,
TheStraightDope.com. But, with this article, I wonder if Mr. Adams is under the influence of straight dope. This is an uncharacteristic bunch of uninformed and irrational thinking. I would not have believed that such nonsense could have come from Cecil Adams had the OP not posted the link for me to read (in an astonished manner) for myself.