Who's your favorite comedian?

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Here is an example of a Jimeoin joke

Man goes to the pet shop to buy his wife something different for Christmas. The shop owner says “How about a talking centipede?” The man buys the centipede, puts it in a shoe box and heads off home. That night he decides to take the talking centipede out for a drink. He takes the lid off the shoe box and says “How about you and me going to the pub for a drink?”. Nothing. No reply. He goes back half an hour later and repeats “How about you and me going to the pub for a drink?”. Still no reply. Finally, another hour later he goes back to the box and this time shouts. “How about me and you going to the pub for a drink. Centipede says “I heard you the first time. I’m just getting my shoes on”.:rotfl:
 
Gallagher (though I haven’t seen him in ages)

Robin Williams

Bill Cosby

Jack Benny and Bob Hope (from the older era)
 
Ron White, Heywood Banks, Tim Bedore, and Drew Hastings. Some of them do get a little blue, but still very funny. I absolutely love Drew Hastings when he talks about moving from the city to buying his farm.
 
orionsbelt said:
Jim Gaffigan.
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I was watching Animal Planet… did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, “Why don’t they just call that the female seahorse?” You know it’s just some stubborn scientist.

"Yeah, that one there’s the male seahorse."
“Uh, Bill, that one’s having a baby.”
"…the male has the baby. You’re fired."
 
Bill Hicks doesn’t exactly work for ‘clean’, but I’d have to say he’s my favorite.

I also love Mitch Hedberg, who’s, uh, cleaner – he swore sometimes, but nothing obscene that I know of.
 
Gotta go with the Cos, his stuff is timeless. I should to listen to the CD’s I have of him again, it’s been a while.
 
Think hes relatively new, christian comedian

Brad Stine

his cd was Tolerate This, could have another by now. Definetely doesnt swear but trys for the edge.
 
Vicki Lawerence is one of my favorites especially as “Mama”. I also like Carol Burnett. And I do love the Blue Collar guys! DH & I went to see Larry the Cable Guy in Biloxi at the Beau Rivage and he was really funny.
 
My favorite, at the moment, is my fledging stand-up grandson who is plying his trade in New York.
 
AngelRose81 said:
Vicki Lawerence is one of my favorites especially as “Mama”. .
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i had the displeasure of seeing her live doing the ‘mama’ routine. my wife LOVES her… she actually was quite raunchy in person. a little risque…
 
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