brotherhrolf:
I haven’t shaved my face since my hair began migrating south from the top of my head to my chin in 1975. Yep, still Catholic and yep, hair still on chin and not on top of head. But then again as Chief Troglodyte, it would be unseemly for me to be clean shaven.
A very, very vain confession as to why I have kept my beard for at least 15 years (and I admit to having far, far more hair on top of my head than on my face but admit, too, that even 15 years ago both head and facial hair had long since become far more ‘salt’ than ‘pepper’): when my wife I went to see “The Hunt for Red October” she said to me, “I never noticed how much you look like Sean Connery! If his hair hadn’t been so ‘spiked up’, you two could almost pass as twins!” And as more and more people saw - and have seen since - that movie, I get enough “You look so much like Sean Connery!” comments that had I a dollar (OK, five dollars!) for each one, I would be a wealthy man.
So whenever, these days, I think that maybe I should shave my beard - even if just to get a glimpse of what I would look like without it - I think of the comments I continue to get and think that I would much continue to resemble an ‘old’ “James Bond” than to risk simply looking ‘old’.
We each have small vanities which, I pray, are no sin. My beard is mine. Should the Pope declare tomorrow that henceforth the practice shall be that all Catholics should be clean-shaven, I would get out the beard trimmer, pull off the guard, and go to work on getting rid of the hair on my face: but I admit that I would miss the passing joy of hearing, in the check-out line at the grocery store, “You know I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but has anyone ever told you that you look just like…”…
Lord knows I am a vain old fool.