Why does heaven look susipicously like Iraq?

[benidict]

Howdy folks. Well. May 21st is here. The world has ended. Whan an anticlimax! I was expecting to see Jesus and Mary. Instead, this after life looks alot like Iraq. I was seriously expecting better of heaven. Not to mention it is 110 degrees, and I expected much balmier temperatures in paradise. How is your after life? Were you able to retain your vehicle, your job, your house? Thanks Mr. Camping. I really expected better.

 

[meltzerboy]

Howdy folks. Well. May 21st is here. The world has ended. Whan an anticlimax! I was expecting to see Jesus and Mary. Instead, this after life looks alot like Iraq. I was seriously expecting better of heaven. Not to mention it is 110 degrees, and I expected much balmier temperatures in paradise. How is your after life? Were you able to retain your vehicle, your job, your house? Thanks Mr. Camping. I really expected better.

The answer is very simple, my friend. Look at the full heading of your location! Don’t worry, though, it’s a start…

 

[ConstantineTG]

If I can have today as heaven, I’d take it! Was a nice 25-degrees with clear skies, night cools off to about 13-degrees (its Celsius for you Americans out there). Just a perfect day.

 

[PbloPicasso]

Well, my heaven is a bit of a disappointment. I thought I’d lose the bills. But, according to my most recent electric bill of $173, I think there may be a changing trend here. Maybe I’ll find out a direct deposit in my account the next time I try to buy something. that would be heaven. Everytime I went to buy something we need there’d be money readily available and no stress as to whether we’ll be able to pay bills. Sounds good so far.

 

[benidict]

The answer is very simple, my friend. Look at the full heading of your location! Don’t worry, though, it’s a start…

You are correct my brother! Thats the problem. The end of the world HAS happened, and I was right…Iraq IS purgatory! Well, at least I know when I will be flying to paradise (Hawaii) and its not to far off. Penance has been a pain!!

 

[benidict]

Are any of my Mormon friends still here? hello? Oh no! they have been taken…And WE have been left behind! I knew I liked them for some reason.

 

[GaryTaylor]

Well I woke and made the coffee, I didn’t step outside for the paper yet, but so far its all looking strickingly similiar.

What a dream through I dreamed I was playing with the Dallas Cowboys {who knows why}. I woke up with a backache and needed two Motrin.

 

[Sam_777]

Instead, this after life looks alot like Iraq. I was seriously expecting better of heaven. Not to mention it is 110 degrees, and I expected much balmier temperatures in paradise. How is your after life?

It’s real PURGATORY here in Saudi Arabia, in the shade the temperature can reach (131F:55C) while in direct sun is (150F:65C).

 

[puzzleannie]

Howdy folks. Well. May 21st is here. The world has ended. Whan an anticlimax! I was expecting to see Jesus and Mary. Instead, this after life looks alot like Iraq. I was seriously expecting better of heaven. Not to mention it is 110 degrees, and I expected much balmier temperatures in paradise. How is your after life? Were you able to retain your vehicle, your job, your house? Thanks Mr. Camping. I really expected better.

hey it has not been 6pm here yet, give it a few hours
if heaven is south Texas I am seriously going to consider some alternatives

maybe, chum, both you and I have been left behind.

 

[FaithJoy]

Correction,6pm eastern,5pm central for us Texans bro. I’ll check in after 5pm to see how Y’ALL doin later!

 

[benidict]

It’s real PURGATORY here in Saudi Arabia, in the shade the temperature can reach (131F:55C) while in direct sun is (150F:65C).

And you have lots less trees!! correct? I am almost out of here, my dear brother. I am fortunate I can leave. but…I am greatly gonna miss Iraq and The wonderful people I have met here. I pray for your future and theirs. Even at its hottest here, its still 20 degrees cooler than your hottest. only gets up to 130 to 135 farenheit here.

 

[Sam_777]

And you have lots less trees!! correct? I am almost out of here, my dear brother. I am fortunate I can leave.

Congratulation for going back home, and yes we have yellow sand here instead of the green trees, and in the last few years we have many sandstorms all over the cities, which could downgrade our status from Purgatory to Hell.

 

[benidict]

Congratulation for going back home, and yes we have yellow sand here instead of the green trees, and in the last few years we have many sandstorms all over the cities, which could downgrade our status from Purgatory to Hell.

But you also have white camels do you not? They offer a ray of hope. They go for 125,000 dollars a pop U.S. currency dont they? Yeah sandstorms are something else. Thank you btw! Peace my brother.

 

[Sailor_Kenshin]

Well I woke and made the coffee, I didn’t step outside for the paper yet, but so far its all looking strickingly similiar.

What a dream through I dreamed I was playing with the Dallas Cowboys {who knows why}. I woke up with a backache and needed two Motrin.

You are celebrating too early. The end comes at 9PM EST. Just ask Mr. Camping.

 

[VivienneJ]

After waking from a dream about a difficult situation I was dealing with at work on Thursday, I decided it was preferable to be awake than asleep. So, what did I see outside the window? Just the same dreary UAE landscape, so no change there, oh, I guess it was another false end of the world prediction.

 

[puzzleannie]

Correction,6pm eastern,5pm central for us Texans bro. I’ll check in after 5pm to see how Y’ALL doin later!

DH just checked apocolypse central site again, it is 6pm simultaneously in all time zones, how he is gonna do that is not explained.

 

[Skeptic92]

DH just checked apocolypse central site again, it is 6pm simultaneously in all time zones, how he is gonna do that is not explained.

God will assume those in Japan first, making his way round the Globe to America? Guess he can’t do the whole globe at once, even though God is omnipotent , got to love end of the world predictions :lol:

 

[mark_a]

It’s real PURGATORY here in Saudi Arabia, in the shade the temperature can reach (131F:55C) while in direct sun is (150F:65C).

Yeeoowwch!!!

 

[Sailor_Kenshin]

DH just checked apocolypse central site again, it is 6pm simultaneously in all time zones, how he is gonna do that is not explained.

I should be getting out of Mass right about then. Guess no cheezburger tonight.

 

[VivienneJ]

DH just checked apocolypse central site again, it is 6pm simultaneously in all time zones, how he is gonna do that is not explained.

Well. . . . . it’s now 6.40 pm where I am and it all looks much the same outside my window, not as hot as it was earlier, but buildings, vehicles, people and desert sand as usual.