When would you like me to call to share my “joyful noise” with you personally. Your words are nice, but that’s easy to say when you’re not the one I’ll be inflicting this voice on.

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Thinking about it, though, those of us with bad voices aren’t the worst. The worst are those who belt it out, thinking that they have great voices and want to be heard. And when they ever start to trill…
I will not tolerate this argument.
People who do not know how to do something should learn how to do it, especially when that “something” is required of them on a daily basis (Mass).
People, including the elderly, learn how to use the computer when they discover that it is to their advantage to be able to email, visit websites, shop, forum, etc.
It is possible for most people to learn how to sing. For many people, this involves learning to use their head voice instead of their chest voice, or singing through their nose.
This enables altos, contraltos, and basses to reach the high notes in the average hymn. Usually the highest note in the average hymn, contemporary or traditional) is the D above C. Not all that high. Contrary to a lot of popular beliefs, the contemporary hymns are not any higher than the traditional hymns. If you don’t believe me, spend an hour with your hymnal or missalette and compare your favorite traditional hymns with the modern hymns–look for the highest note–I think you’ll find that in most hymns, the highest note is that D, and you might find, as I did, that many of the traditional hymns, not the contemporary hymns, are more likely to have notes higher than the D. (“I Will Raise You Up” is an exception.)
And it’s more “comfortable” physically to sing in a head voice.
And it’s prettier.
I realize that not everyone can take private voice lessons. But I see no reason why churches cannot offer “singing classes” to teach people how to sing in a head voice. I’m guessing that there are a few music teachers around who would consider teaching these classes for a reasonable fee.
Or if the church cannot offer these classes, then why not do it this way?–a group of friends can get together, contact a local music teacher, and ask if he/she would conduct a short-term class to teach them how to sing. Doesn’t that sound fun? And if everyone chips in to pay the teacher’s fee, it wouldn’t be any more expensive than going out to eat.