Here’s two more: I remember the first time I sneezed in front of my wife (then fiance), and she said “susmarsep.” I asked her, “Is that a Filipino blessing?” She said, "Oh, no. That’s English. That’s “Jesus, Mary, Joseph.”
And you should hear a group of Filipinos pray the Rosary. It’s a race! As you might know, when done communally, the Rosary is sometimes done in a responsorial manner, where half a prayer is said by a leader, and the rest of the prayer is done by the rest. My wife’s family prays the Rosary ALL the time whenever there’s time. I once heard my wife’s family doing the Rosary, and I could swear that sometimes, even before the leader could get in five words of the start of the prayer edgewise, the rest would already start in on the response. A few times, I noticed that a respondent would actually finish the response before the leader finished the first part of the prayer.
A long time ago, I used to poke fun at my wife about it - when we did the Rosary together, I would deliberately start in on the response just as she was beginning one of the prayers (hey! they took away the “devil” smiley). I would start cracking up, and she’d urge me to get serious. Or when she asked me to do the Rosary, I’d respond, "Oh, you mean “the Race-ary.” Ahhhh! Good times. I think she talked to her family about it, because in the past two years, I haven’t heard her family do a “Race-ary” at all, only the Rosary.
I hope our Filipino brethren don’t take this as an insult. If so, please forgive me.
Blessings,
Marduk