Why only ONE husband?

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Thought I’d balance out this important discussion with this burning question, in order to please the feminists and provide for gender equity. 😃 Can all you ladies help out? I can think of more than one reason myself…
 
One reason for only one husband…

Only one person can have the remote control. I’d hate to see a fist fight over whether to watch the James Bond marathon, or the basketball playoffs. I’d hate to have two TV’s on at the same time. 🙂
 
Because it takes us wives way to long to properly “train” one man,heaven help us if we had to “train” more than one 😛
 
Please, like ONE husband isn’t enough work. Now, multiple wives I can understand… 😉

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What I want to know is WHY [even] one husband anyway?!? 😃

Now multiple wives I can understand… clearly ONE person nagging you to pick up your dirty laundry isn’t enough, having multiple to do so MIGHT fix the problem 😛 .
 
you can’t afford two husbands. what if they both go to the grocery store on the same day and fill the cart with snack food and beer, where will you put the real groceries?
 
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mkw:
Because it takes us wives way to long to properly “train” one man,heaven help us if we had to “train” more than one 😛
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How true is that. If my husband dies before me I am going to the convent with the 12 foot wall. Once is enough! I love him dearly but after so many years of marriage, children, and grandchildren I feel really old and I am not!:rotfl: I have simply learned to laugh a lot and roll with the punches. And of course pick my battles…
 
As a man, I am deeply offended by this entire post.

For any women wishing to make reparations for your callousness, send a six pack of beer to me via email.
 
As a man, I like the idea.

One of us could keep the wife occupied while the other does what he wants.

With 2 of us, it is more likely that 1 of us will like her cooking and she won’t be as angry. (unless we both don’t like it)

I would have someone to blame things on or to redirect her attention when she is angry at me. (Well did you see what … did?)

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pnewton:
As a man, I am deeply offended by this entire post.

For any women wishing to make reparations for your callousness, send a six pack of beer to me via email.
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Imposter alert Imposter alert. He used “deep” and “man” in the same sentence 😃
 
Hmmm. Now if both husbands supported me, I could spend money like crazeeee!!!
 
Why only one husband…“Honey I promise I will only invite my clostest friends…”
 
Becaus we live in Illinois and I am a Packer fan and if the other guy was a Bear fan I would have to kill him, then I would go to prison and she would have none. She think kind of likes this scenario. :rotfl:
 
Because I’d probably choose another musician. Who needs an “all husband garage band” to deal with? :whacky:
 
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Maggie:
Imposter alert Imposter alert. He used “deep” and “man” in the same sentence 😃
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There are legitimate exceptions,like:

“Man! Am I in deep do-do!”
 
hmmm…I’d have a better shot at getting the lawn mowed, but…I have enough fits over the whiskers in the sink from ONE man!

Of course - there would always be a babysitter! (or would there?)
 
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