Why only ONE husband?

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In the beginning:

Eve: Dangit Adam! How many times have I told you to put the tree branch down…AFTER you use the bathroom!!!

Okay…

I’ll put the toilet seat down after I use the bathroom…if you women will place the toilet seat up after you use it.

We will call this the Toilet Lid Armistice of 2004.
 
agname,
LOL. Frankly, I never could get the big deal about the toilet seat. It’s no big deal to put it down. 🙂 My husband has been dead for 7 years now, I’d give anything to find the seat left up by him.

He was a bit of a messie, but every once in a while he’d open the fridge and complain that it needed cleaning. It seemed to be the only thing that ever irked him. I’d tell him “Well feel free to clean it, Sweetheart!” 😛 He never took me up on the offer, however. :rolleyes:
 
The problem I see is that you all aren’t married to MY MAN! Trust me, if you had him or anyone even remotely like him, one husband is all you’d need! :dancing:

Scout :tiphat:
 
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Scout:
The problem I see is that you all aren’t married to MY MAN! Trust me, if you had him or anyone even remotely like him, one husband is all you’d need! :dancing:

Scout :tiphat:
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AWWWWW How sweet…:love:
 
A woman could marry all the brothers in a family. This would operate to hold the farm together rather than having it split up. Both the woman and the brothers would have only one set of in-laws. This would have interesting overtones when there are five or six brothers in a large family with the oldest being 20 and the youngest 8. Think about this!

As far as the lid being up, I think with multiple husbands the wife would have to have her own toilet facilities, can you imagine?

Another proposal put forth in the fifties was two men in their twenties would marry a young woman about 20; when she got to be about forty, the two men would marry another twenty year old so they would have a young wife for a larger number of years than if each married a young woman to start. They would, of course, continue to support the older wife. So, two husbands, two young brides, both women supported, and divorce avoided! Think about this!

(The foregoing is facetious! I want that understood before someone delivers a moral lecture to me.)
 
OK

You don’t like the idea of shaking hands with the brothers and sisters sitting next to you at Mass, but you might like to have more than one husband. Hmmm.

Are you sure you have thought this out?

These guys aren’t really interested in just shaking hands with you.

SHEESH!
 
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Brendan:
There are legitimate exceptions,like:

“Man! Am I in deep do-do!”
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Nope 😉 . That’s two separate sentences. I stand by my alert 😃 . (But good try 😛 )
 
Because you would get tired of answering the same question over and over and over and over and over and …“Honey, have you seen my …”

WAIT … My wife does that now…:hmmm:

Above statement X2…and over and over and over and over and …
 
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Toni:
How true is that. If my husband dies before me I am going to the convent with the 12 foot wall. Once is enough! I love him dearly but after so many years of marriage, children, and grandchildren I feel really old and I am not!:rotfl: I have simply learned to laugh a lot and roll with the punches. And of course pick my battles…
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Well Toni, I thought about joining a Third Oder or something…but, Cupid shot his arrow …and I am still in the proccess of training this one after 12 years!:banghead: The first one was 26 1/2 years and like Whitedove, I would give anything to have him back… But then I would be in an awful mess wouldn’t I? Live in the present…Annunciata:rolleyes:
 
Good advise annunciata. I’d give you rep points for that one! But, alas and alack, they deactivated the reputation system! :crying:
 
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WhiteDove:
Good advise annunciata. I’d give you rep points for that one! But, alas and alack, they deactivated the reputation system! :crying:
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:crying: so you won’t be alone…Annunciata:crying:
 
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Lorarose:
Of course - there would always be a babysitter! (or would there?)
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Nahhhhhh.
They’d both be engrossed in some mindless tv show, x-box game, or whathaveyou, and the kids would be asleep on the floor, having eaten all the dog food.

😉
 
Panis Angelicas:
Nahhhhhh.
They’d both be engrossed in some mindless tv show, x-box game, or whathaveyou, and the kids would be asleep on the floor, having eaten all the dog food.

😉
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:rotfl: Having tried cat food as a child I have to say, I understand why the dog is always trying to eat it instead… 😃
 
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Scout:
The problem I see is that you all aren’t married to MY MAN! Trust me, if you had him or anyone even remotely like him, one husband is all you’d need! :dancing:
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Rodney Dangerfield’s line, "Take my wife, please…" just isn’t as funny when you insert "husband." :tiphat:

And it doesn’t matter how good (or bad) he is, ONE is plenty! 😃
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robertaf:
…and then there is RETIREMENT!!!

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Lord, help me. :eek: :whacky:
 
As a guy I can see some advantages.

“those aren’t my socks.”

“It’s the dog, Oh we don’t have a dog. It was HIM.”

“Hey buddy, I listened for 1/2 an hour now. You can take the second shift while I go play in the garage.”

“There’s two of us, and only one of you, therefore the toilet seat should be left up”

“Hey buddy, You go to work and pay the bills. I’ll stay home and cook, clean, do the shopping, watch the kids, then I can play golf for the rest of the afternoon.”
 
Why only one husband? Because my wife told me that one is all she can bear. 🙂
 
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coralewis:
ha ha ha! I’ve got my husband using the toilet sitting down 😃
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What’s wrong with that? Accoring to the Catechism and the Holy See (my wife said),… Hey, wait a minute. I think I have been had.
 
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