Why the Muslim idea of Jesus doesn't make sense. <- period

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A guy named Jesus lives, and his friends write about him, and those that actually met him, or knew those that did. But they got it all wrong, and even died for the sake of bad memory.

A guy named Mohammed comes around 600 or so years later, and he hits the nail on the head.

Okaaay.
 
and jesus ran away from the cross and let an impostor take his place. wow, how cartoonish. gives ‘martyrdom’ a whole new meaning. LOL!

and the talking infant jesus, thats just freakish. wonder how he escaped the circus.

the islamic jesus is just …funny. 😃
 
AgnosTheist said:
and jesus ran away from the cross and let an impostor take his place. wow, how cartoonish. gives ‘martyrdom’ a whole new meaning. LOL!

and the talking infant jesus, thats just freakish. wonder how he escaped the circus.

the islamic jesus is just …funny. 😃
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Not to mention that whole Jesus coming down from the cross thing and being replaced by Judas comes from the Gospel of Barnabas, which no scholar will put before the beginning of the third century.

Perhaps Herod didn’t want to kill Jesus, he just wanted him as a circus prop. So, that made Jesus flee to South America and start Mormonism over there.

Actually the funniest heretic gospel is the Gospel of Peter, where Jesus and Satan battle it out Powerball Z style in the sky. Talk about cartoony.
 
AgnosTheist said:
and jesus ran away from the cross and let an impostor take his place. wow, how cartoonish. gives ‘martyrdom’ a whole new meaning. LOL!

this quranic account is based on Gnostic teaching.
and the talking infant jesus, thats just freakish. wonder how he escaped the circus.
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I think muslims believe that Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. (Interestingly, muslims do have a lot of respect for Mary.) But I don’t think muslims could explain why He was born from a Virgin.
 
mschrank said:
Not to mention that whole Jesus coming down from the cross thing and being replaced by Judas comes from the Gospel of Barnabas, which no scholar will put before the beginning of the third century.

Perhaps Herod didn’t want to kill Jesus, he just wanted him as a circus prop. So, that made Jesus flee to South America and start Mormonism over there.

Actually the funniest heretic gospel is the Gospel of Peter, where Jesus and Satan battle it out Powerball Z style in the sky. Talk about cartoony.
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LOL at “Powerball Z”… reminds me of something my parents might call it. 😃
 
Charlie_Zeaiter said:
I think muslims believe that Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. (Interestingly, muslims do have a lot of respect for Mary.) But I don’t think muslims could explain why He was born from a Virgin.
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Hi

It was a warning for the House of Israel, that since they had not honoured the ProphetsMessenger of GodAllahYHWH, so they were no more entitled that a ProphetMessenger should be born in them.

Matthew 23:35
35And so upon you will come all the righteous blood that has been shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah son of Berekiah, whom you murdered between the temple and the altar. 36I tell you the truth, all this will come upon this generation.
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mschrank said:
A guy named Jesus lives, and his friends write about him, and those that actually met him, or knew those that did. But they got it all wrong, and even died for the sake of bad memory.

A guy named Mohammed comes around 600 or so years later, and he hits the nail on the head.

Okaaay.
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Muhammed was just an early day Joseph Smith. He sees a religion that has loyal followers and decides he wants those kinds of followers for himself. So, he hijacks the book, creates his own and makes it sound plausible enough, appoints himself as the annointed, and declares war on the religion he hijacked.

Problem is the same for Muhammed and Joseph Smith - there is no prophecy before his book that points to him and there is no evidence to back his claims. Not one stitch of scientific, archeological, historic, or otherwise.
 
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