[SARCASM]Ya know, if the Roman Liturgy was not supposed to be touched by any man, then I think we are still supposed to use incense ONLY when the deacon goes up to the ambo (
real ambos, not those
Baroque pulpits or
lecterns you see today

), during the Introit, and when the Pope arrives at the Stational Church - none of those Gaulish alterations where incense is used more often. We Romans are simple when compared to other Christian liturgies! And we should never practice Elevation during the Words of the Institution nor say any prayers during the Offertory save for the Secret - I mean, how dare men alter the Mass by inserting those?

And chants should be sung IN FULL - why settle for an abbreviated version: let’s sing the whole Psalm, as we once did before those damned heretics started to decide that it’s okay to sing only a few verses!
Finally, there are some historians who propose that Gregorian Chant as we know it today was actually an amalgam of what is known as
Old Roman Chant and Gallican chant. I believe that whoever is responsible for this ‘sacrilege’ - what guts he has to mix the holy chant of the Roman church, handed down from our Lord, with something else! - must be burning down there right now.

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