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mrsdizzyd
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It’s a two potato sack affair. Here’s what you do…
Take one sack, and turn it upside down. Cut neck and arm holes. This is your shirt. Note: you must wear a turtleneck underneath (heathens
).
Take sack number 2, and cut the bottom off. This is your skirt. Use plenty of safety pins. Note: you need to wear tights (Jezabels
).
It must be a skirt. Pants are a near occasion of sin.
Shoes should be a sensible military style boot lest your ankles show. No heels
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It is also recommended that you never leave the house. Problem solved.
Take one sack, and turn it upside down. Cut neck and arm holes. This is your shirt. Note: you must wear a turtleneck underneath (heathens
Take sack number 2, and cut the bottom off. This is your skirt. Use plenty of safety pins. Note: you need to wear tights (Jezabels
It must be a skirt. Pants are a near occasion of sin.
Shoes should be a sensible military style boot lest your ankles show. No heels
It is also recommended that you never leave the house. Problem solved.
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