Yet another oldie...do you have?

[hope]

yes

Do you have a stamp collection?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Sort of. I save one stamp out of every special issue I buy, but I wouldn’t call it a “collection” per se.

Do you have a baby bottle?

 

[Sunbreak]

No

Do you have a sudoku puzzle book?

 

[hope]

Yes several that I just threw away.

Do you have bananas?

 

[F_Marturana]

Yes.

Do you have any pears?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No.

Do you have a water softening system installed in your home?

 

[F_Marturana]

No

Do you have central air conditioning?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No.

Do you have a property you rent out?

 

[Convert3]

Yes

Do you have an espresso maker?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Yes, it’s the form of coffee The Husband (strongly) prefers to drink.

Do you have Bluetooth headphones (not earbuds)?

 

[Sunbreak]

No

Do you have a film camera?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

I have three, actually: two PhDs* and an SLR that used to belong to my dad and is probably nearly as old as I am. All use 35mm film and none are in use anymore.

*“Push here, Dummy”

Do you have an Eastern Catholic parish within twenty miles (32km) of your home?

 

[hope]

No the closest is 83 miles away.

Do you have a swing set?

 

[Sunbreak]

No, no need for a swing set.

Do you have a hand-cranked egg beater?

 

[Convert3]

No, we just use a fork.

Do you have an in-law you prefer not to invite into your home?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

YES



…do you have an inkwell?

 

[hope]

No

Do you have a recycle place for paper, cans, cardboard?

 

[Sunbreak]

Yes

Do you have a paper shredder?

 

[Convert3]

Yes, a crosscut shredder.

Do you have a dog?

 

[hope]

Not anymore
Do you have a smart light?