Yet another oldie...do you have?

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Yes a cat named Spanky and a Beagle puppy named Maggie Mae (my avatar too)
Do you have a parakeet?
 
Nope…no birds…we took care of my father’s canaries years ago…kept them in the spare room, with the door closed…every time our dog barked, they went nuts…birds just wouldn’t work here…

Do you have hip boots?
 
Many…from sports teams to John Deere to golf courses…I wear one every day at work [at the golf course]…

Do you have any 78’s?
 
No, but I know someone who once did, along with a hand-crank phonograph to play them on!

Do you have a Roomba or similar vacuuming device?
 
I have a clock with Morse code for letters, does that count as cuckoo enough?

Do you have animatronic Halloween figures?
 
(Does it tap out the time in Morse Code).
Nope just an old fashioned Jack 'O Lantern made out of a pumpkin.
So you an autographed ball signed by a sports star?
 
Sends it out once per hour, but does add the didah dahdah or didahdahdit dahdah. I used to have a tennis ball my tennis instructor signed.

Do you have a mint garden?
 
I have both peppermint and spearmint. On opposite sides of my house.
Do you have dill and basil growing?
 
Nope…the herb garden became the rhubarb bed…

Do you have a trowel?
 
Yes…we’ve been parishioners here for thirty years, and the prayer chain has always been a part of that experience…we’re a small, rural parish, and replacing ‘links’ in the chain has become more difficult, but we persevere…

Do you have a biblical concordance?
 
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