Yet another oldie...do you have?

[Greenfields]

No I don’t…
Do you have a picnic basket?

 

[Milt]

Yes.
Do you have a fishing pole?

 

[Greenfields]

Yes but we call it a fishing rod over here usually
Do you have any cut flowers in the house ?

 

[Milt]

Not yet but there will be come St. Valentine’s Day.
Do you have a live houseplant?

 

[boldlygo]

Just barely…

Do you have a ‘rescued’ pet?

 

[jvickers]

Yes. A miniature dachshund.

Do you have a poster bed?

 

[Milt]

No.
Do you have a water bed?

 

[F_Marturana]

No. (Do those still exist?)

Do you have a pony?

 

[Milt]

No.
Do you have an aquarium?
I am not sure about water beds?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No aquarium.
Haven’t seen a waterbed since 1991.

Do you have a trampoline?

 

[Autumn-Smoke]

Do you have a trampoline?

I have a mini trampoline–it’s great for running in place–I should get back to that.

Do you have any candles?

 

[jvickers]

Yes.

Do you have a stationary bike?

 

[Milt]

Yes I do.
Do you have a dart board?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Yes, but it’s not up on the wall yet. We can’t decide whether to keep it in the apartment or take it to the vacation house.

Do you have a BB gun?

 

[Milt]

Not any more.
Do you have a squirt gun?

 

[jvickers]

No. (I do have a BB gun!)

Do you have a real pistol?

 

[boldlygo]

No…my firearms are limited to a 12-gauge shotgun and two .22-caliber target rifles…

Do you have a crossbow?

 

[Milt]

No.
Do you have a bicycle?

 

[F_Marturana]

Three. One for each kid.

Do you have a sister-in-law?

 

[Milt]

Yes I have three.
Do you have an umbrella?