Yet another oldie...do you have?

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Yes, an entire nativity set carved out of the stuff. An incense burner, too.

Do you have two university degrees, granted by the same institution?
 
A microwave? 😉 no. We used to have an air popper when I was younger.

Do you have a cook book that’s been passed down to you?
 
My wife is the cook, and she has two hand-me-down cookbooks…

Do you have a charcoal grill?
 
I do! It’s shaped like a jellyfish (and now I’m disappointed that there’s no jellyfish emoji 😞), measures about 15"/38cm in diameter and is roughly 3’/91cm long from the highest point of the crown to the end of the longest tentacle.

Do you have a pair of prescription sunglasses? 🕶️
 
No…no sunglasses of any kind…when I’m out on a bright day, I wear a baseball cap…

Do you have a water softener?
 
No, though we really should. The local water should be chewed before swallowing…

Do you have an audio cassette player?
 
Yes…I wish they were still available in vehicles…

Do you have a dog that likes to play with a pull toy?
 
Not that I know of. (There are entire branches of my family tree that I’ve never met.)

Do you have a bottle of Martini Bianco? 🍸
 
Dry white vermouth? I have that but Cinzano, not Martini and Rossi.

Do you have a bottle of gluten free vodka? 🍸
 
No, I actually don’t have any alcohol at the moment.

Do you have a balcony?
 
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