Yet another oldie...do you have?

[Tulitas]

In one knee, yes.

Do you have a line line still?

 

[ConstantLearner]

Yes because our security system is tied to it.

And yes, I do have a collection of books by my favorite author.

Do you have pasta at least once a week?

 

[Jeanne_S]

No don’t eat pasta
Do you eat fish at least once a week not counting during Lent?

 

[ConstantLearner]

Yes.

Do you have any brown rice in your pantry or cupboards?

 

[Milt]

Normally yes, but I not sure so maybe.
Do you have a box of baking soda in you refrigerator?

 

[DeniseNY]

Yes, and it’s probably time to change it.

Do you have Nutella in your kitchen?

 

[Milt]

Yes, but I do not use it the wife likes it.
Do you have garage door remote opener.

 

[DeniseNY]

Yes

Do you have fire detectors?

 

[ConstantLearner]

Yes.

Do you have a kitchen island?

 

[joeybaggz]

No, wish I did.

Do you have doubts that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone? (official U.S. government version of the JFK assignation in 1963)

 

[ConstantLearner]

Yes, and I’m not a conspiracy theorist.

Do you have a hot tub?

 

[Jeanne_S]

No but I have an infrared sauna
Do you have a walk in pantry?

 

[Milt]

Yes I do.
Do you have a well?

 

[Greenfields]

No. Just a public dam.
Do you have a garden shed?

 

[boldlygo]

No…I do have a pole barn, with a corner dedicated to garden shed duty…

Do you have an apple tree?

 

[Greenfields]

Four…three too many
Do you have side burns?

 

[boldlygo]

For the past 40+ years, I’ve had a full beard…does that count?

Do you have snow falling right now?

 

[Greenfields]

Perhaps only the dandruffy type(jk)
Do you have a top hat?

 

[ConstantLearner]

No, I don’t.

Do you have any chocolate bars in the house?

 

[Greenfields]

Tim tams if they count.
Do you have sunglasses on your head?