You know you are a Roman Catholic when

[LoyalViews]

When people know you’re around because they can smell the incense.

 

[hisloveisgreat]

you see someone else on Ash Wednesday with a cross of ashes on their forehead and your just standing there like this

 

[ajeff]

You have holy cards stuck in your bible, purse and pushed under the frames around your bedroom mirror.

 

[Razanir]

you see someone else on Ash Wednesday with a cross of ashes on their forehead and your just standing there like this

Or when you find an ashen cross on the forehead quite attractive

 

[Woolybabe]

Your mum who is not Catholic or Christian at all prays
Hail Mary full of grace
Please find me a parking place!
She says she doesn’t know why/how it works, but it does! She laughs but then parks the car!

 

[Luna_de_Colores]

You get into a discussion on what it would be like to be blind and your first thought is “But then I wouldn’t be able to see Jesus at adoration anymore”

You list “The Passion” as one of the most romantic movies you’ve ever seen.

You drop everything and say a Hail Mary whenever you hear sirens.

 

[deusnobiscum]

LOL.

Also, if you find yourself genuflecting before sitting down at the movies.

Yes!

 

[TarkanAttila]

You think love is about giving and not getting.

You think charity is about giving your best to others and not giving your hand-me-downs to “the poor”.

You think the GOP isn’t extreme enough when it comes to abortion.

You think about evangelizing everyone you know, Protestant and non-believer, with Aquinas’s proofs for God - or Peter Kreeft’s.

 

[Flower_of_Mary]

When if you were little you played saint tag instead of movie tag
When you have a 15 passenger van
When you are wondering how how other religions survive without Mary
When you’re confused about what to say when a little kid non catholic complains (you can’t say offer it up)

 

[JillianRose]

Your child gets Influenza and starts to get a high fever and says “Mom time to get out the holy water from Lourdes!”

 

[Flower_of_Mary]

Also when your four year old sister sees a convertible and says nobody look, there’s an immodest car!!!

 

[Mark121359]

Your child gets Influenza and starts to get a high fever and says “Mom time to get out the holy water from Lourdes!”

Peace, Mark

 

[HoosMommie]

I know. I don’t like the changes, I preferred: and also with you.

When you’re in the deep South and see a bumper sticker in the parking lot that says “And also with y’all” and actually get it

 

[maltmom]

When you’re in the deep South and see a bumper sticker in the parking lot that says “And also with y’all” and actually get it

Good one!

 

[Dawnia]

When you’re in the deep South and see a bumper sticker in the parking lot that says “And also with y’all” and actually get it

Or when you slap a new bumper sticker over that one that says “And with y’alls spirit”

 

[buzzoff1031]

You do a google search for ‘You might be a Catholic if’ jokes and get a bunch of links reminding you to go to reconciliation…

LOL

 

[DannyGR]

You hear an ambulance siren, drop everything – and say a quick “Our Father” (like “Sister” used to lead).

This! (Except it’s generally a Hail Mary or me)

 

[HoosMommie]

Or when you slap a new bumper sticker over that one that says “And with y’alls spirit”

 

[Netty1]

When your ringtone is Panis Angelicus

 

[BVMFatima]

When you sing hum Gregorian Chants in the shower.