You know you are a Roman Catholic when

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Your Pentecostal housemate sees you wearing your scapular around the house and says “Is that Biblical?”

You are sick of hearing “Its not about a religion its about a relationship”

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when your teenager starts acting up and you hide a St Benedict medal in her room and regularly sprinkle the room with holy water…

MY MOTHER DOES THAT…and she prays in your :rolleyes while you are sleeping:blush:
 
This actually happened yesterday at one of the places I hang.

You wonder if it’s sacra religious to attach your keys to your rosary because it is in your pocket but your keys you locked inside your office.
 
Majobe said:
when your teenager starts acting up and you hide a St Benedict medal in her room and regularly sprinkle the room with holy water…

MY MOTHER DOES THAT…and she prays in your :rolleyes while you are sleeping:blush:
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“sprinkle” with holy water. Not saturate the bed with holy water!!

Just a drop; not a half bottle!

:rotfl:
 
When you are driving down the road…thinking about life’s problems…sigh…and quietly say “Lord have mercy” and your kids in unison say “Christ have mercy”
 
Christine85 said:
Your Pentecostal housemate sees you wearing your scapular around the house and says “Is that Biblical?”

**You are sick of hearing “Its not about a religion its about a relationship” **

:rolleyes:
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OMGosh i am so sick of that lol my whole family i live with constantly says that (there baptist)
 
Making the sign of the cross every time going past a cemetery with a loved one buried there.
 
Having a commentator on a TV Mass absolutely makes me want to break the screen. “And now the people of the congregation are folding up their hymnals and quietly placing them into the pews in front of them. Now they are sitting for the procession is over, and now the priest is walking towards the altar, right foot then left foot”.

I love the tat, too 😊

You know you’re Catholic when the Priest is on speeddial.

You know you’re Catholic when you have a drawer full of Rosaries and medals and crucifixes…just in case.

You know you’re Catholic when your statue of the Blessed Mother frightens the Jehovah’s Witnesses away.

You know you’re Catholic when the JW’s come round and you’re tempted to answer the door with a Crucifix in hand and saying “Oh, I’m afraid you’ve caught me in the middle of an exorcism!!”…then you realise that might be sinful.

You know you’re Catholic when you nearly have a heart attack when you hear the words “I was raised Catholic but…” are uttered.
 
LoyalViews said:
You know you’re Catholic when the JW’s come round and you’re tempted to answer the door with a Crucifix in hand and saying “Oh, I’m afraid you’ve caught me in the middle of an exorcism!!”…then you realise that might be sinful.
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Laughing so hard!
 
How about when your home sick from work but wondering if you can make it to evening daily Mass…
 
Snugglebugmom said:
A non-Catholic family member says:"…when I went to communion this morning at church…" and you feel sad for her that she didn’t get to receive the Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Jesus.
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When you realize a communion service is something much different for Protestants than it is for Catholics.

At my MIL’s church they have a once a month communion service which really means they have their regular service but once a month they will add communion to it:eek:
 
When you read this thread and find yourself laughing way too hard.

Remind me to not be drinking soda next time I come back here. I don’t want to have to buy a new computer.
 
You know you are Catholic if-

you start panicking when your teacher leads the class in asking for St. Jude’s intercession before handing out the Semester Final Test.

the “super heros” you grew up hearing about healed people and drove out demons instead of flying
 
… if you know how to answer to “Orate, fratres, ut meum ac vestrum sacrificium acceptabile fiat apud Deum Patrem omnipotentem”!
 
Annabelle_Marie said:
When you realize a communion service is something much different for Protestants than it is for Catholics.

At my MIL’s church they have a once a month communion service which really means they have their regular service but once a month they will add communion to it:eek:
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You know you’re Catholic when you actually know what Communion means.
 
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