You know you are a Roman Catholic when

[peter26]

When something goes right and you say “Deo Gratias”.

 

[Lost_Sheep]

…you genuflect before you sit down in a movie theater.

The unlock pattern on your cell phone is the Sign of the Cross.

All your Facebook friends disappear from February through April because they gave it up for Lent.

You say “homily” instead of “sermon.”

You drive 30 minutes to another parish for confession because you’re afraid your regular priest will recognize your voice.

 

[vz71]

When most of your children serve, and you think of the 10 minute wait after Mass as a distinct honor.

 

[mVitus]

When as a child you argue with your fundamentalist cousin that Mary was pure of sin, even original sin and the debate ends with “Well my priest says…”

 

[poche]

You know you are a Roman Catholic when you mark the top of any paperwork you do with “JMJ.”