You know you are a Roman Catholic when

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CallMeCatholic said:
When you hear someone say “Oh my G0D” & you automatically think, “They’ll have to confess that”.
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…or you have the Nickelodeon channel on parental block because you hear “Oh my G–!” at least once in every episode of every show.

-Tim-
 
…You write so much religious stuff that muscle memory in your hands causes you type “reverence” instead of “reference” in emails to customers.

"Reverence the attached document."

I picture my customer’s kneeling around the HP LaserJet in the office as the document prints.

-Tim-
 
When you look at this thread and think to yourself “amateurs”. 😛
 
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Interestingly, as a satanist, you are believing in satan, which is part of the Christian religion, so you seem to hate what you apparently adhere to.
 
LemonAndLime said:
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Interestingly, as a satanist, you are believing in satan, which is part of the Christian religion, so you seem to hate what you apparently adhere to.
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Ha! That always confuses me. But, we shouldn’t feed the troll. Just pray for him!
 
TimothyH said:
…You write so much religious stuff that muscle memory in your hands causes you type “reverence” instead of “reference” in emails to customers.

"Reverence the attached document."

I picture my customer’s kneeling around the HP LaserJet in the office as the document prints.

-Tim-
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:rotfl::rotfl:

That’s hilarious! Belongs in the typo hall of fame.
 
LemonAndLime said:
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Interestingly, as a satanist, you are believing in satan, which is part of the Christian religion, so you seem to hate what you apparently adhere to.
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Next time, don’t quote the OP because then his links remain on the thread.

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… when you hear Hosanna in the Highest and you get this urge to kneel.
 
TimothyH said:
…You write so much religious stuff that muscle memory in your hands causes you type “reverence” instead of “reference” in emails to customers.

"Reverence the attached document."

I picture my customer’s kneeling around the HP LaserJet in the office as the document prints.

-Tim-
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Reminds me of the week I kept booking “Christ” in for appointments rather than “Chris.” I kept getting IM’s from the receptionist, “Christ is here to see you.” 😃
 
Deo_Gratias42 said:
Reminds me of the week I kept booking “Christ” in for appointments rather than “Chris.” I kept getting IM’s from the receptionist, “Christ is here to see you.” 😃
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LOL :rotfl: thats sooooo funny
 
angierabbit2012 said:
You frantically search EVERY yard sale, Estate sale, GOODWILL store and Thrift Shop for ALL things Catholic!! (I purchased a 1943 Concise Catholic Dictionary yesterday at an Estate Sale for .25 cents!) 😃

When the church bulletin says “CHURCH RUMMAGE SALE NEXT WEEK” and you just know you’re going to find a NEW ROSARY there and the thought of it gives you goosebumps!! :dancing:
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I know…I have found such cool stuff…last year I got a suspicion that an estate sale would have Catholic stuff, and it was PACKED. I found several 3rd class relics, icons, books…I could’a had a few scauplars, but I wasn’t sure what to do with them yet.
 
anodos said:
I know…I have found such cool stuff…last year I got a suspicion that an estate sale would have Catholic stuff, and it was PACKED. I found several 3rd class relics, icons, books…I could’a had a few scauplars, but I wasn’t sure what to do with them yet.
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You’re speaking my language!!!
Shame about the Scapulars though.😦
 
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