You know you are a Roman Catholic when

[TheRealJuliane]

Reminds me of the week I kept booking “Christ” in for appointments rather than “Chris.” I kept getting IM’s from the receptionist, “Christ is here to see you.”

Hahahahahhahha!



Most days, I’d be like this:

:extrahappy::dancing:

Some days, I’d be all:

:bigyikes::frighten::sad_bye::imsorry:

 

[anodos]

Shame about the Scapulars though.

I know.

 

[JK61]

You try to wake your mom up when she’s resting on the couch to ask her what’s for dinner and her reply is to go ask the pope.

 

[hsmomforlife]

the only thing ill fail at as a Catholic is that i dont like fish lol

TOUCHE!
You know you are a Catholic who doesn’t like fish…when you eat pasta smothered in cheese on Friday! Baked Ziti with lots of Motz and ricotta is my Friday friend! You won’t find a tuna casserole in my house…SHUDDER at the thought of hot tuna!

 

[TimothyH]

Reminds me of the week I kept booking “Christ” in for appointments rather than “Chris.” I kept getting IM’s from the receptionist, “Christ is here to see you.”

Oh man, me to. I kept typing Christ instead of Chris. My fingers just naturally want to type a “t” at the end of that combination of letters. I’m glad I’m not alone.

Let us know how that meeting went.

-Tim-

 

[Tridentinum]

A non-Catholic family member says:"…when I went to communion this morning at church…" and you feel sad for her that she didn’t get to receive the Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity of Jesus.

And then you are attacked for mentioning that their protestant church doesn’t have apostolic succession.

 

[Tridentinum]

…when you enjoy reading this thread!

So very true.

 

[mspeaksbvm]

you cringe when you see rosaries being used as fashion accessories.

This just about makes my blood boil. I walk by jewelry stands in the mall and the have blinged out rosaries. I say a Hail Mary or if I’m feisty that day I walk up to someone wearing one and ask “hey what is that around ur neck?” 99.9% of the time they have no idea, so I tell them. I’m gonna start carrying little rosary cards and giving them out.

I’m sorry I veered off subject…continue with the OP

 

[Incomplete]

I’m gonna start carrying little rosary cards and giving them out.

I love that!

 

[kmuestwin]

This just about makes my blood boil. I walk by jewelry stands in the mall and the have blinged out rosaries. I say a Hail Mary or if I’m feisty that day I walk up to someone wearing one and ask “hey what is that around ur neck?” 99.9% of the time they have no idea, so I tell them. I’m gonna start carrying little rosary cards and giving them out.

I’m sorry I veered off subject…continue with the OP

When I tell known protestants wearing Rosaries around their necks that they are starting a great Catholic devotion and that I hope it brings them closer to Mary.

 

[angierabbit2012]

When I tell known protestants wearing Rosaries around their necks that they are starting a great Catholic devotion and that I hope it brings them closer to Mary.

:tiphat: BRAVO!!

 

[Deo_Gratias42]

-Your craft skills involve braiding palms, and making them into crosses.
-You have a huge collection of old palms tucked behind anything and everything you can think of to tuck them behind.
-You didn’t fret the “Rapture” in May, and spent the day making jokes about it.
-While all your friends are out at the bar living it up on Saturday night, you’re at Confession and not willing to meet up with them “just in case”
-You smell incense or things that smell like incense and instantly feel like doing something Catholic
-You watched the episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels where he became a “godfather” at a Catholic Baptism, and before the episode even started, you started quoting canon law on why he couldn’t be a godparent, and waited anxiously to get to that part just so you could say, “Ha! I was right”

 

[anodos]

-You smell incense or things that smell like incense and instantly feel like doing something Catholic

 

[Incomplete]

When I tell known protestants wearing Rosaries around their necks that they are starting a great Catholic devotion and that I hope it brings them closer to Mary.

You guys are so full of good ideas!

Or pray that they come to the fullness of faith!

 

[StarFireKK]

You are on a trip to another city with friends and go into one of the old historical Churches. You friend wonders aloud “I wonder what type of Church is?” and you say without missing a beat “Well, it isn’t Catholic.” When asked why, you point to the cross at the front of the Church and the windows and say “There are no people. There aren’t any statutes, stations of the cross, no Crucifix, etc.”

Then you can’t help yourself and say: “That’s the problem with protestant Churches…they have no people.”

…then you have to go to Confession because you have a habit of teasing “our separated brethren.”

 

[Paxvobis]

When you’ll keep your nativity scene up through February 2.

 

[LemonAndLime]

This just about makes my blood boil. I walk by jewelry stands in the mall and the have blinged out rosaries. I say a Hail Mary or if I’m feisty that day I walk up to someone wearing one and ask “hey what is that around ur neck?” 99.9% of the time they have no idea, so I tell them. I’m gonna start carrying little rosary cards and giving them out.

I’m sorry I veered off subject…continue with the OP

I’ve started saying “I didn’t know you were Catholic” to people I know who are wearing them.

 

[TheRealJuliane]

I’ve started saying “I didn’t know you were Catholic” to people I know who are wearing them.

:clapping::yup:

 

[Annabelle_Marie]

When you’ll keep your nativity scene up through February 2.

Or you have the Holy Family up all year long!

 

[Incomplete]

You know you are Catholic when you need a new keychain and find yourself googling “Catholic keychains.”

Or when it’s Christmas, and you’re shopping for your daughter, who loves God’s church with her whole heart…you know she likes aprons, so you google, “Catholic aprons.”

It does make shopping easier.