You know you are a Roman Catholic when

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When after saying the pledge of allegiance to the flag, you’re inclined to make the sign of the cross.
 
When a person who is non-catholic told you that you must not worship statue because it is in the bible!!! :nope:
 
You accidentally genuflect before sitting down in your row of seats at the movie theater. 😛
 
You find an old broken scapular in your cupboard and don’t know how you’re supposed to dispose of it.
 
When 3 out of my 4 brothers want to be Swiss so they can join the Swiss Army which then makes them eligible to become the Pope’s personal bodyguards.

 
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cjbaggins said:
This happened with me with a professor. Not funny at all. 😦
He kept badmouthing the Church, and finally claimed that he knew why there were sex abuse scandals in the Church (in his opinion, because priests are celibate :mad:). I couldn’t stand it anymore, and had to speak up - reminding him that we don’t discuss the merits of marriage by discussing those who break their vows, why discuss the priesthood in that manner?

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You start praying the “Our Father” when it becomes obvious the “Hail Marys” aren’t working.

You realize the best college basketball teams are all from Jesuit schools.

You are holding a microphone while giving a speech, and you have this urge to “bless” the audience with it.
 
Lost_Sheep said:
You start praying the “Our Father” when it becomes obvious the “Hail Marys” aren’t working.

You realize the best college basketball teams are all from Jesuit schools.

You are holding a microphone while giving a speech, and you have this urge to “bless” the audience with it.
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Here in the Philippines, the best college basketball teams come from Catholic colleges. 🙂
 
Lost_Sheep said:
You start praying the “Our Father” when it becomes obvious the “Hail Marys” aren’t working.

You realize the best college basketball teams are all from Jesuit schools.

You are holding a microphone while giving a speech, and you have this urge to “bless” the audience with it.
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Crescentinus said:
Here in the Philippines, the best college basketball teams come from Catholic colleges. 🙂
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The Champion team right now in one of the Philippines’ popular collegiate league is from a Jesuit University. 😛
 
Lost_Sheep said:
You start praying the “Our Father” when it becomes obvious the “Hail Marys” aren’t working.

You realize the best college basketball teams are all from Jesuit schools.

You are holding a microphone while giving a speech, and you have this urge to “bless” the audience with it.
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…when you buy a typewriter because eventually…using computers seems modernist.
 
… When you have lost count of how many Holy cards you have

… When you have to ban yourself from buying anymore books from the Catholic book shop

… When googling images you write Catholic pictures of…
 
The Galileo controversy comes up in English class and, well… you have to apologize to your teacher the next day. :o
 
you have a picture of the last supper at your dining room.

you smell like a bat as soon as you get out on Sunday mass

you scolded by nuns and you answer them, “whatever you do to the least of my brothers you do unto me” and end up cleaning the church

you end up drinking the holy water whenever you are afraid of ghosts

you get flowers from the altar and bring it home

you wipe the images of the saints and wipe it to yourself especially when you are not feeling well

you try so hard to complete the 9 days novena before Christmas (and make a wish)

you meet nuns and priests you immediately get their hands and kiss them
 
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