You know you are a Roman Catholic when

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When you immediately check your “Mass Times” iPhone app anytime you go on a weekend road trip with your buddies.
 
…when you have an entire dream in grammatically correct Latin. :o

Happened to me a while ago!
 
…you wake up in the middle of the night, and start muttering Hail Marys because you automatically think you fell asleep praying the Rosary.

…you are constantly humming hymns under your breath.

…you naturally pepper your speech with Latin sayings and the other college students don’t really know what you are saying.

…your sheep flock has a patron saint.
 
When, at the end of the Pledge of Allegiance, you say “Good morning sister” in your head (can’t help it) and sometimes say “g” before you stop yourself.
At a meeting, Before the Pledge of Allegiance and there is a opening Prayer, you stand (then at the end realize you and one other person are the only ones who stood)
 
When you are driving down the road…thinking about life’s problems…sigh…and quietly say “Lord have mercy” and your kids in unison say “Christ have mercy”
That is beautiful.

I surprised my mom this past spring when I heard her say.
‘ospo depo milliway’ (phonetic Russian for lord have mercy)
I replied in the latin. ‘Christe Eleison’ (sp?)
 
When you’re old like me and decide that if the Pope can figure out how to twitter and tweet, so can you!
 
At a meeting, Before the Pledge of Allegiance and there is a opening Prayer, you stand (then at the end realize you and one other person are the only ones who stood)
Never, ever, ever do I recite the Pledge of Allegiance without thinking “Good morning sister” at the end. In fact, I tend to whisper it to my wife, well, just because she always thinks it too.
 
…you find yourself praying the Rosary when you wake up in the middle of the night (realizing you’ve been using your bedsheet as a Rosary in your sleep). I’ve done this.
 
When you pick up lunch for an elderly neighbor on a Friday, and even though she’s Protestant, she get’s a fish sandwich anyway 😃
 
A. When talking about your holy statues, you refer to them as him, her, instead of it,
B. you have a belt rack full of rosaries:)
C. You have some form of religious imagery on every wall in your bedroom.
D. You have a stockpile of scapulars for your family just in case the Mayans where right about the end of the world.
E. you wear a different holy medal every day of the week!
F. When you see a crucifix touch the ground, you stop, pick it up, kiss it and beg forgiveness

Our lady of guadalupe pray for us!
 
A. When talking about your holy statues, you refer to them as him, her, instead of it,
B. you have a belt rack full of rosaries:)
C. You have some form of religious imagery on every wall in your bedroom.
D. You have a stockpile of scapulars for your family just in case the Mayans where right about the end of the world.
E. you wear a different holy medal every day of the week!
F. When you see a crucifix touch the ground, you stop, pick him up, kiss him and beg forgiveness

Our lady of guadalupe pray for us!
 
… the first thing you do in a new town or at a new job is to look for the nearest Catholic church for daily Mass.
…When you have to make a decision about whether to bring your rosary ring or single-decade rosary with you when you leave the house. 😃
Hardest. Decision. Ever!!!

Hehehe CATHOLIC PROBLEMS!!!

Our lady of guadalupe, pray for us!
 
When you see a crucifix touch the ground, you stop, pick him up, kiss him and beg forgiveness
I’m not sure if this is what you were talking about, but if I drop my rosary I pick it up and say “sorry” to Jesus and Mary in Heaven. It might be scrupulous, but I feel bad if I don’t say it after I accidentally drop something religious.

Also for the topic; you know you are a Roman Catholic when you see a sign like this and think of a Marian Cross.
 
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When you write your weekly schedule on a post-it note so your roommate will know where you are if someone’s looking for you, and you include Mass on it
 
… you know that SFO is more than just the code for San Francisco International Airport.

… you know the difference between sisters and nuns and can address women religious by their correct titles.

… your parents threatened to sic the nuns on you as a kid, and that threat frightened you more than the prospect of going to jail.

… Sisters scare you a little. Just a little. No matter how old you are.

(Maybe that last one is just for those of us who attended Catholic schools.:p)
My dad went to Catholic school and so do I. Even though I’m in the 10th grade and my 9th grade religion teacher ( there’s no one like Sister A.) still intimidates me…
 
You know you’re Catholic when you finish a test in school and still have time until it’s over and you catch yourself saying a rosary.
 
You have a 2foot tall Virgin Mary statue in your bedroom, from a closed convent, and her feet are discolored from years of you kissing them before and after prayer!

Hearing about a church closing gets you as emotional as you would if a pet died, even if it isn’t your parish!

Your cousins refer to your bedroom as “the saint hospital” or “the chapel” because it is filled with broken religious items waiting to be fixed, as well as fixed ones. (My hobby is restoring old religious statuary)

If your hobby is restoring old religious statuary!

You still own a crucifix that opens up into a sick call kit!(or if you’re like me and you have three!)
 
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