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You regularly dream about posting.
You have trouble in real-life conversation expressing yourself without the smilies, because there is no facial expression equivalent to takeoff and heart, for starters.
You plan menus based on the need to eat with one hand – not the typing hand – and not to spill anything.
When someone asks what you did all day you say, “I was online” and when your friend says, “Doing what?” you don’t understand the question.
You have trouble in real-life conversation expressing yourself without the smilies, because there is no facial expression equivalent to takeoff and heart, for starters.
You plan menus based on the need to eat with one hand – not the typing hand – and not to spill anything.
When someone asks what you did all day you say, “I was online” and when your friend says, “Doing what?” you don’t understand the question.