Zombie Apocalypse Question

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and i reply with , i will keep that in mind to respect your views on the matter when a zombie is coming down on you wanting to eat you alive or snack on your brain and remember that the zombie needs to be respected not killed.

That is the general rule of thumb.

Things that were said to be impossible, the world was thought to be flat, and that the sun revolved around the earth, along with plenty of other things, we would only be so lucky for the ZA to happen.

not true we have plenty of zombies that vote every time the presidential election comes around and plenty of zombies are currently in certain portions of our government here in the USA.

well it seems that depending what generation of zombie does bite you , you are either instantly infected and you’re done for, or you have seconds to chop off the bitten limb ( if you are lucky to be bitten on a limb ) and then stop the bleeding and now you either limb around or only have one arm. an live.

Love Zombies <3

This is a way more interesting , fun, and mine as well be a serious topic, considering; the horrible discussions discussing on why incest is bad, or if someone looked at a naked person on tv for 3 seconds if that constitutes a sin, or if cheating at a video game is a sin, or getting 10 people telling one poster who is considering the priesthood to go find a spiritual and or vocations director instead of informing the poster of the stickies on the forum and or actually trying to answer anything relevant in the posters question on the matter.

A general problem for the zombie world, you get bit, you are going to turn , game over, but you are still human, so ya can’t take the easy way out as that would be suicide so ya gota suck it up till the very last breath and hope who ever is around you doesn’t wuss out and ends up bitten by you after you turn.

So a " human " who smells of death, has rotting flesh, missing limbs, is eating human flesh or brains, can not speak but only moans, doesn’t die when you shoot it in the chest multiple times, has a dissconntected jaw or other disconnected limbs barely hanging on by ligaments, and does not respond to anything one says, has a chance of actually not being dead and is still considered human. ? * shrugs * alrighty then, so then if a being simply looks human, it is.

and for any serious zombie fan, one must start from the voodoo zombie and progress to George A. Remero movies, and or book up on the comic book The Walking Dead or better yet BONE up on the tv series coming back this fall to thus learn all the ins’ and outs’ the does’ and donts’ of how to survive the Z.A. .

Now the good stuff about zombies,

They - dont have to worry about what they are going to wear on a day to day basis.
" " - are an environmentalists friend as they don’t drive or consume hardly any natural resources.
  • do not have any motives but to eat brains, wild animals, or at the minimum human flesh.
  • will never try an rob you of any valuables.
  • are excellent for target practice.
  • would be excellent soliders as all you have to do is infest an enemy area with them an sit back an watch.
  • do not require health care so in turn that would shoot down obama care.
  • have the perfect look for halloween.
  • have no political motives.
  • do not get offended nor use political correctness.
( add more if ya want )

and do not forget to watch or rent

ZombieLand for more tips and tricks to survive the Z.A

( fyi if you are preparing for the Z.A and or reading actual books on the matter, you are sniffing too much glue. )
Great post. I started out with RETURN of the living dead, followed by Dawn of the Dead (the original), followed by Evil Dead, and am now onto Walking Dead.

When it does happen, I believe it would, I mean, WILL be a government experiment gone wrong…infecting the enemy so that they kill one another and from there it will get out of hand.

Zombie land was hilarious. Double Tap.
 
Well, I think the question of morality hinges upon whether or not you are riding a unicorn when you do it.
Already settled…

Dubium

First question: Whether the morality of the dispatching of a zombie is dependent upon the mode of transport one is utilizing at the moment?

Second question: Whether one can dispatch a zombie morally so long as the zombie is a zombie and not still a living person?

RESPONSES

To the first question: Negative.

To the second question: Affirmative.

From Rome 4th May 2013

Walter Cardinal Mortus
Prefect

Anthony de Corpus

Secretary
 
Yes 😉 but I would again note that such would not be representative of Thomas’s answer to such a question… He would take into account the reality that they are not persons any longer…hence this is a *forgery *…likely put forth by some pro-zombie writer.

A “zombie-hugger”.

Misguidedly seeking to preserve and protect “zombie-kind”…
Ha!
 
at first I saw this as “Zombie Burger…”
You would totally have to cook zombie burgers all the way through or you would stand a chance of becoming infected. A good way to dispose of all the corpses though.
 
You would totally have to cook zombie burgers all the way through or you would stand a chance of becoming infected. A good way to dispose of all the corpses though.
as I prefer my burgers somewhat rare, I shall pass. Thanks!
 
Yes 😉 but I would again note that such would not be representative of Thomas’s answer to such a question… He would take into account the reality that they are not persons any longer…hence this is a *forgery *…likely put forth by some pro-zombie writer.

A “zombie-hugger”.

Misguidedly seeking to preserve and protect “zombie-kind”…
Indeed, probably a combination of those Scotists and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies:D

Out of philosophical curiosity though, and (reluctantly) leaving aside the concept of material impediment to the proper functioning of the rational soul, what do you think would be the form of a Zombie, if substantial change from person to Zombie occurred? *

It is clearly still animated by something if it can move and bite etc. and with some rudimentary estimative power if it can tell the difference between edible things and non-edible things. Would we have to speak of it as a sensitive soul, on the level of animals, or something else which continues to inform the matter in a human-shaped way?

You’ve got me wondering now.*
 
I meant, to off me; i.e., at home euthanasia.
And I mentioned nothing of suicide.
I’m confused - you are talking about “at home euthanasia” and “off-ing” yourself, but don’t mean suicide? Please explain, because I’m a little lost…
 
Indeed, probably a combination of those Scotists and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies:D

Out of philosophical curiosity though, and (reluctantly) leaving aside the concept of material impediment to the proper functioning of the rational soul, what do you think would be the form of a Zombie, if substantial change from person to Zombie occurred? *

It is clearly still animated by something if it can move and bite etc. and with some rudimentary estimative power if it can tell the difference between edible things and non-edible things. Would we have to speak of it as a sensitive soul, on the level of animals, or something else which continues to inform the matter in a human-shaped way?

You’ve got me wondering now.*

Ya I have been going on the idea *Death * has occurred. The person’s soul has departed…

And *after * that death the virus or what-have-you has animated the body and mutated it etc. Re-initiating the organs in some way…to move etc

But hey it is fiction so one can invent all sorts of stories

(do not worry about trying to parse it out too much)
 
**I meant, to off me; i.e., at home euthanasia. **
And I mentioned nothing of suicide.
I’m confused - you are talking about “at home euthanasia” and “off-ing” yourself, but don’t mean suicide? Please explain, because I’m a little lost…
at home euthanasia is not something I would ask a friend or family member to do no matter my suffering. Or so I think now while not suffering. I wouldn’t want them to have that incredible burden.
And I did not mention suicide, i.e., doing it myself

As it is, my wishes are to be cremated, but if the person in charge is uncomfortable with that choice, then he is free to do with my body what he will, as long as he is comfortable with the choice. And of course, legal.😃
 
Zombies are undead. They are not actually alive the same way that we are. So it’s not the same as killing a living person but rather killing something that ought to be dead already but is animated by an evil force. I would say it is more morally acceptable to kill a zombie than it is to kill an animal. Animals are still alive yet we kill them all day long to keep McDonald’s in business.

When the ZA happens feel free to send those brain eating undead straight to hell.
 
All members of congress and the senate are surely zombies! Obama of course, the head zombie
 
All members of congress and the senate are surely zombies! Obama of course, the head zombie
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
 
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
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