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Monogamy!
That’s right boys and girls, the panacea for STDs has finally been found. Using this new found medical technique, all STDs can easily be whipped off the face of the planet in under 100 years. Never again will we need to face the scourge of Syphilis, or the devastating effects of AIDS (though it is still possible that this one may be around in an extremely attenuated form), or the embarrassment of herpes.
Per the latest studies on this new medical treatment, being completely committed to only one partner, and waiting till marriage acts as 100% promise against contracting STD’s. If approved by the FDA, the ACLU and the MPAA, it will become the standard recommendation by all doctors in the hopes of beating this tragedy
Test studies have shown that when comparing 1000 couples adhering to this medical regiment, The astonishing results indicated no one contracted any STD of Any kind; something no other medical technique can claim about any ailment
A new day has dawned… Talk to your Health provider today to see if monogamy is right for you.
Some possible side effects may include an increase in ridicule from popular culture, A yearning sensation devoted only to your spouse, Increased affection for your spouse, and in some cases, children. Please report any of these conditions to your local parish as they may be signs of a truly blossoming relationship. Monogamy is not subject to lawsuits related to unexpected Children…
(Just an in jest statement. but a powerful statement all the same. Something we all know…)
In Christ
That’s right boys and girls, the panacea for STDs has finally been found. Using this new found medical technique, all STDs can easily be whipped off the face of the planet in under 100 years. Never again will we need to face the scourge of Syphilis, or the devastating effects of AIDS (though it is still possible that this one may be around in an extremely attenuated form), or the embarrassment of herpes.
Per the latest studies on this new medical treatment, being completely committed to only one partner, and waiting till marriage acts as 100% promise against contracting STD’s. If approved by the FDA, the ACLU and the MPAA, it will become the standard recommendation by all doctors in the hopes of beating this tragedy
Test studies have shown that when comparing 1000 couples adhering to this medical regiment, The astonishing results indicated no one contracted any STD of Any kind; something no other medical technique can claim about any ailment
A new day has dawned… Talk to your Health provider today to see if monogamy is right for you.
Some possible side effects may include an increase in ridicule from popular culture, A yearning sensation devoted only to your spouse, Increased affection for your spouse, and in some cases, children. Please report any of these conditions to your local parish as they may be signs of a truly blossoming relationship. Monogamy is not subject to lawsuits related to unexpected Children…
(Just an in jest statement. but a powerful statement all the same. Something we all know…)
In Christ