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Jay2
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I sooo wish dh would let me toss the tv out of the house again.
Hmmm…Before it was those stupid ED commercials and the tv was tossed when a 8 yr old son came in to ask me what erectile dysfunction was.
"Mom, are there ever any days when you don’t feel “fresh”?..
“To give temporary relief from the discomfort of Feminine itching…”
“now in Vinegar & Water or “Mountain Fresh” scents …”
“Now you can choose between cardboard or a plastic applicator…”
“Maximum Protection for those high-flow days…”
“Now, with wings!..”
“Tapered for your comfort…”
“Comfortable & safe for use on your “bikini” areas…”
“For your most intimate lubrication needs…”
“Provides maximum support, lifts & separates…”
“We guarantee you’ll appear to gain at least 1 full cup size…”
Then the famous “Diet Coke break” commercial… when the office women clamored at the window to gawk at the buffed-out construction dude… (Imagine the furor if it was a “built” gal… and a dozen guys clamored to the windows…)
After suffering through decades of “Feminine Discomfort” advertisements… I don’t mind a few male-biased ones.