A Thread to Rhyme in

[Divine3]

If I only had a brain.
Follow the yellow brick road

 

[Convert3]

That leads to an abode
Occupied by the Wizard!

 

[Dougbro1]

Who can turn into a lizard
If he only had a brain.

 

[CRV]

Didn’t the Tin Man rust due to rain?
A can of oil solved his problems.

 

[Convert3]

Let us not be solemn
For the loss of the wicked witch

 

[CRV]

I can remember running as a kid and getting a stitch
Would warming up beforehand have prevented this?

 

[Convert3]

The grandkids are napping, what bliss!
Now I can shower and feel clean!

 

[CRV]

Clean running water, a blessing it I deem,
Until the bill for the hot water arrived!

 

[Divine3]

But I asked everyone to pay up and we survived.
The sorority house has its ups and downs.

 

[Dougbro1]

The latter on which the leader frowns.
But I guess that’s part of life.

 

[Convert3]

As Bobby Darin sings “Mack the Knife”
We while away the hours singing the oldies.

 

[Dougbro1]

Even their age does not make them moldies.
If they were, that would be unfortunate.

 

[CRV]

But keeping the old songs alive is fortunate
For the younger generations.

 

[Dougbro1]

It brings on some sweet sensations
And twinges of nostalgia.

 

[CRV]

Nothing nostalgic about glossalgia!
Once suffered, not forgotten.

 

[Dougbro1]

It can have you feeling rotten.
Of course, this too will pass.

 

[Divine3]

I hope to get to mass
It is the best work of the day.

 

[Dougbro1]

It is there we receive Communion and pray.
What more can a Catholic ask for?

 

[Divine3]

I think a Catholic should always ask for more
The graces are abundant

 

[Dougbro1]

And are never redundant.
It’s true, you can never get enough grace