A Thread to Rhyme in

[CRV]

Thankfully, we’re not made of glass,
Though looking at my monitor so much It’s easier to wear my glasses

 

[BartholomewB]

What did Jacqueline Onassis
Say to Marilyn Monroe?

 

[CRV]

Do you wear a bow?
How should I know, as I wasn’t privvy to their convo.

 

[BartholomewB]

How does that Cole Porter song go?
The one that Pavarotti sang.

 

[Dougbro1]

I dunno. For all I know, a bell rang
During the making of this song.

 

[Divine3]

Song? Rang! Bong!
I thought we need to rhyme with the last word.

 

[Convert3]

I dream to fly like a bird,
But just fell flat on my face.

 

[CRV]

At least you don’t wear lace,
Unless it’s a rochet?

 

[Divine3]

Please wachit!
You just dropped the Bishop’s surplice.

 

[Dougbro1]

Don’t worry, we have a surplus.
Homophones count as rhymes, don’t you think?

 

[CRV]

Only if you don’t blink!
Can be painful if you suffer from dry eye.

 

[Divine3]

See you later, bye.
I hope you have a blessed Sunday.

 

[CRV]

Not looking forward to Monday.
Time to put your shoulder to the wheel.

 

[Dougbro1]

In Canada a strikes coming, I feel.
A strike to my school may be a delay.

 

[CRV]

Might these strikes happen in relay?
Such disruption round the world with strikes and protests.

 

[Divine3]

There was a protest against the questions given and now there will be no test.
Does anyone here have a chocolate mint?

 

[Dougbro1]

I’ll give you a hint:
I must say I do not.

 

[CRV]

Today is expected to be hot.
Wish I could afford a new air conditioner.

 

[Dougbro1]

The latest model’s a worthy auditioner
For the comfort of your place.

 

[CRV]

Then I consider it to be in the race
Adjusting the comparison filters to include it in my search.