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Eating too many cookies will ones’ physique mar,
Then no amount of gym membership will the harm undo.
 
Oh the harm he does by eating so much fondue,
Yesterday he cut a humongous piece of Apple strudel! And asked if anyone wanted it as he began to cut it with his fork. 😟
 
Then he smacked his lips as he pulled the cork
on a lovely bottle of Pinot Grigio which he would share with no one!
 
His favorite movie is “Thoroughly Modern Millie”
So he called a friend to come share the show and a feast.
 
He thought his friend’s dog was a beast
So he told him he should get a cat.
 
The tale of Tim gets longer and longer; I think I need a good nap.
But did I just hear a meow? Is there any cat food around?
 
They found a tin of beans and now the whole games over
Now all they need is some toast, but member don’t get crumbs on my sofa!
 
And then I knew those quiet steps were his loafers.
My gosh…that’s not all I heard from his eating the beans.
 
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But eating lots of beans also keeps one lean.
Though don’t eat any raw or improperly cooked red kidney beans as they can be dangerous.
 
But if one feels that eating meat is outrageous
beans are a good high protein alternative
 
All foods, in moderation, are regenerative.
Eat well, that advice I thee give.
 
It is for that long life we hope to live,
So give thanks for all the food we eat.
 
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Including at the Table of the Word obtained at His feet.
For on bread man does not live alone.
 
When my friend eats bananas he breaks out in rashes
So he always says they’re only good for monkeys.
 
And for any athlete who lives on skis,
For bananas are full of potassium to ease their nightly muscle pain.
 
Eating bananas you could also gain
A good nites sleep due to their containing tryptophan.
 
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