Start from scratch. What are the philosophical foundations for a morality without God?
Bradski: OK, guys. Iâve got you all together because it seems there have been some problems on the island of late and we need to sort them out. We need some standards of behaviour to which we all agree.
Dave: Like, ummm, a set of morals?
Bradski: Exactly, Dave. Now, before we go on, can I just ask if anyone here believes in a deity?
Chorus: No.
Bradski: Fair enough. Weâll do this from first principles. Now Harry, if you can take the minutes?
Harry: Hang on, my stylus is missingâŚ
Dave: Ah, yes. Itâs a really nice stylus and as I needed one and they are such a pain to make, I took it.
Harry: But itâs mine.
Dave: Yeah, but I just wanted to have it.
Harry: But if we can just take things whenever we wanted to, then I can just take your lunch.
Dave: Well I donât think so. I cooked this last night and it belongs to me.
Bradski: OK, settle down. Maybe this should be one of the rules: If something belongs to another person, you are not allowed to just take it from him. Otherwise itâs open slather and weâll all end up taking whatever we want. Thatâs not really conducive to a stable society, is itâŚ
Harry: But how are we going to enforce this?
Bradski: Well, we can have a punishment for those who are caught taking things.
Dave: But I could take something without anyone knowing it was me.
Bradski: True. But then others would be tempted to do the same. And that would result in all sorts of problems. So if you steal something you are risking the stability of society. Do you want to do that?
Dave: Well, of course not. Weâre all reasonable people here.
Bradski: So are we all agreed on âDo Not Stealâ as the first commandment?
Chorus: Aye!
Harry: Excuse me, Dave. I need my stylus to minute thatâŚ
Bradski: OK, that was straightforward. Now on to the next subject. MasturbationâŚ