If creation happened different than the Genesis account, he certainly would have clued us into the important issue of our origins.
Why the Bible is not a science textbook…
SCENE: Inside a tent in the desert. There is a small table and a
chair in the middle of the tent. Some baggage is stacked at the back.
Characters: GOD invisible and omnipresent. MOSES offstage.
MOSES enters the tent.
MOSES: “What a day, if I ever see another piece of sand I swear that
I am goi…”
GOD: “Moses!”
MOSES: (surprised) “Yes Lord!”
GOD: “Get pen, ink and parchment.”
MOSES goes to the baggage and fetches a pen, ink and parchment. He
takes them to the table and sits down.
GOD: “Begin writing.”
MOSES: “Yes Lord.”
GOD: “In the beginning I created a quantum fluctuation at the
hyper-sub-quark level …”
MOSES: (interrupting) “Sorry Lord. Was that spelled K-W-A-H-K, and
what does it mean?”
GOD: “Hmmm. I see a problem. Humans will not discover
hyper-sub-quarks for another 9,728 years. Perhaps something less
cosmological might work better. Moses, begin a new sheet of
parchment.”
MOSES picks up a new piece of parchment and prepares to write.
GOD: “In the beginning I created deoxyribonucleic acid …”
MOSES: (interrupting) “Sorry Lord, but could you spell that please?”
GOD: “Me dammit! Why did I make these idiots so Me dammned stupid!”
GOD touches a finger to Moses’ forehead.
MOSES: “Ah, now I understand. Thank you for giving me all that
knowledge Lord. Unfortunately I see a problem. If I write
‘deoxyribonucleic acid’ then none of the other Israelites will know
what the he… heck I have written about unless you touch all their
foreheads as well.”
GOD: “Hmmm. A good point Moses. Let me think about it for a few
thousand years.”
MOSES: “But what do I do while I am waiting?”
GOD: “Never mind, I have finished thinking.”
MOSES: “That was never thousands of years.”
GOD: “Do you doubt Me! Time is Mine to command. It is subject to
Me, not Me to it.”
MOSES: “Sorry Lord.”
GOD: "Start a new piece of parchment.
MOSES picks up a new piece of parchment and prepares to write.
GOD: “In the beginning I created the heavens and the earth …”
CUT: Fade to black
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