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But once inside the police car, Freddy, the dragon, developed a case of hiccups and incinerated the vehicle by accident.
 
But, of course, the little old lady wasn’t in a position to know about the seventeen giant pumpkin seeds that were still safe in their wooden box in Jack’s pocket.
 
Nor did she care as she sauntered down the road to her weekly canasta game.
 
She had a very sweet smile and she was very polite and soft-spoken, but one thing she absolutely hated was losing at cards.
 
Suddenly her conscience pricked her like a sharp cacti thorn ,she screamed and ran back to the car ,jimmied the doors open with her knitting needles and dragged every one out just before the vehicle burst into flames
from the dripping fuel…and overcome with what she had just done,burst in to huge sobs.
 
The flames slowly dissipated and the Jack Jonah Freddy and the Old Lady found themselves completely alright… but alas Mr. Evil Flower was no more, burned black to a crisp.
 
Which happened to be very handy,as they were all famished and that roasted vegetation really hit the spot.
 
The old lady looked at Jonah and asked him, “Haven’t we met somewhere before?”
 
A look of recognition flashed in Jonah’s eyes. I think so, he said, "it was at a small, out of the way casbah in Morocco. You were wearing a turban and a low cut purple gown and were doing …
 
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Baccarat with that handsome guy, Bond, James Bond, weren’t you?
 
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Yes the old lady replied. How did you remember? Then a sad look came over her. I would love to have gotten to know James better. Alas, I ordered him a vodka martini, stiffed, not shaken, and he looked at me and shook his head and walked away. That was the last I saw of him.
 
"And then you approached my table ,didn’t you,and ordered roast lambs eyes in gravey and looked deep into my eyes…that combination had me smitten "
 
“Oh dear” The old lady murmured with a blush “I’m much too old for you!” Suddenly in a fit of maniacal laughter the old lady jumped on freddy’s back and flew off
 
Left alone with Jack, Jonah said, “I really must be getting back to Nineveh. I was hoping Freddy would fly me there. But now …”
 
After half an hour had passed,Freddy returned “The old lady is tucked up in bed now after a stiff swig of moonshine…time to make tracks you two!!”
 
Their first stop was at the San Juan Islands, where Jack and Freddy had first met Jonah. From there they flew due east along the 49th parallel.
 
Stopping only at a bar in Jamaica called “One Eye Pete’s” for a couple of Coronas without the lime, and some chicken tacos and refried beans.
 
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