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Freddy was doing his best to keep a straight course,but main course had caused indigestion and he was chugging along out of puff…
 
But the only response he got was, “What’s a 4 letter word for a male bovine?”
 
“Freddy,” Jack said in a worried voice, “we’re not getting any help from Houston. Can you make a safe splashdown close in to the shore?”
 
“Well”, said Freddy, “we might be able to make it on the L.A. river, but it will probably take out a couple bridges”.
 
And that’s exactly what happened-although no one caught it on film that night and no lives were lost amazingly…it was blamed on alians attacking .
 
“Ah! Nineveh at last!” Jonah said with a broad smile. “The Tigris River! What a great blessing to be home again.”
 
Just then, Shamu, recently released from Sea World, swallowed them.
 
“What a misfortune!” Jonah mumbled sadly. “It’s deja vu all over again!”
 
Then he spread ashes all over himself, as a strange flower rapidly grew from the ground he took the ashes from.
 
Although the red and yellow petals emitted a fragrance reminiscent of cookies-and-cream froyo with a hint of wasabi and a scoshe of durian, Jonah gasped in horror as one of the tendrils from the flower twined around his ankle.
 
The evil flower with teeth chomped at the boy’s shoes, but the boy kicked the flower and said “What do you hunger for?”
 
The flower paused. “I hunger…for the enlightenment of the deep profound knowledge of all created wisdom.” The flower paused once more and turned its petals towards the sun. “But I’ll settle for some circus peanuts…got any?”
 
Freddy found a few stuck under his green scales and tossed them into the gaping maw of the flower.
 
With that, the flower shuddered, closed up, and metamorphosized into…
 
… Police Chief Clancy Wiggum. “You’re all under arrest,” he barked, glaring in turn at Jonah, Jack, and Freddy.
 
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