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Inside the shop the elderly shopkeeper was waiting behind the counter with a friendly smile, as though he’d known in advance that Jake was on his way.
 
He unlocked the display case, carefully removed the light sabre, rested it on the countertop, and peered over his round spectacles to see Jack enter the door directly across the shop.
 
He said, son, this is your light sabre. I have been keeping it for you, until you came to the realization that you were meant to be a Jedi.
 
“A Jedi,” the young boy said with a snort. You’ve got to be kidding. I just want to be the third baseman for the Chicago Cubs.
 
But Ronnie, the Santo’s have always wanted to be Jedi knights.
 
Jack said flippantly ,“look old man I just came in to buy some giant pumpkin seeds…but if your being that insistant well I’ll take the silly sword as well…happy?”
 
He got the giant pumpkin seeds and the silly sword as well, the latter which he threw away into a lake as they flew by.
 
Jack tossed the sword into Lake Michigan as his dragon flew by. Unbeknownst to Jack, Barack Obama and Mayor Rohm Emmanuel were in a small boat fishing for salmon. The sword pierced the bottom of the small boat and it quickly sank taking Obama and Emmanuel down with it. When it was discovered what Jack had done, he was given a hero’s welcome, having saved the America taxpayer millions of dollars, the cost of Obama’s pension from his time as President. The citizens of Chicago figured the loss of their mayor was a lucky coincidence.
 
So would have been the happy ending the boy and his friend preferred …but not quite so as a man and dragon hunt was on,sending the unlikely pair seeking refuge in the quagmires off a tributary in delta country .
 
But that only turned up a few alligators which the dragon promptly flame grilled.
 
Jack put his hand in his pocket to make sure he hadn’t lost any of the seventeen giant pumpkin seeds.
 
And found a glowing key that seemed to possess magical powers. He thought it might open the door to …
 
The Tesla was a beauty - silver exterior, with black leather interior - and seemed to have a mind of its own…
 
As the boy turned to run, Rahm Frankenmanuel stepped out and said, “Get in the car, just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I’m not mayor, and I’ve got a mission for you to save Chicago, the band that is.”
 
The Tesla fulfilled its purpose…it ran over both of them, shifted into reverse, and ran over them again…
 
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