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Question: Ok, so besides a Rosary, the Holy Bible and Holy water what else would you recommend I keep by my bed at night?

Next answer: mostly coconuts.
 
Whose incessant yapping handily wakes you up for 3 am prayer?

Next ans: the back of your neck.
 
Question: I’ve heard of the seven year itch but where exactly does it itch?

Answer: the tango helps.
 
What does it always take two to do?

N.A.: The stock market correction.
 
Can you think of a topic I can’t make a pun about?
(Sorry, it still hurts a little.)

Answer: that sixth sense.
 
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Question: What is the feeling you get when there are donuts in the office?

Answer: Stand on your head and stuff B.B.’s up your nose.
 
Do you happen to know a practical cold cure?

Answer: my dear old grandma knits them.
 
What do you do with left over nightcrawlers?

Jigsaw puzzle.
 
When is the one time people hate a blue sky?

Next answer: Tug-of-war
 
I’m thinking of a nice evening family get together, quiet, sophisticated with perhaps a civilised bit of fun we could enjoy in a reserved way, any idea what game we could partake in?

Answer: drag racing!
 
What’s it called when two people compete to see who can smoke a cigarette the fastest?

Next answer: Most reality TV shows
 
What do you find makes you think you’re balanced, sane and normal?

Answer: the dark side of the moon 🌓
 
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Where do space vampires live?

Next answer: An intricate game of cat and mouse
 
What did you enjoy most at the petting zoo?

Answer: I had a steam roller run it over.
 
How were you able to fold fitted sheets?

Next answer: A mustard stain
 
My brother in law is a tad parsimonious, I don’t blame him, money’s tight since he started a hot dog stall but do you know what he left for my birthday hidden under a cushion on my settee?

Answer: I keep it under my hat.
 
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High fructose corn syrup
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My boss has a low opinion of me, I’m not sure exactly how I know this though when everyone else got new swivel seats I got a bale of straw to sit on. How can I sweeten our relationship?

Answer: Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry.
 
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