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What on-screen punk can make your day?

Ans. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950…
 
What can I serve a scientist for dessert that would go with fresh cream?
(My son recites this as a party piece to 34 digits or something! I had far more fun when I was young.)

Answer: trilobites in my fish pond.
 
What would make for a great prehistoric lobster bash???

(Your son should be congratulated on his mathematical mind, btw.)

Ans. Midterm elections.
 
Today I was told by my doctor to avoid excitement, what could I watch on tv that would have a serene and calming effect on me?

Answer: swan lake
 
What artistic performance did I not go to last year?

Ans. screwy wabbit
 
Question: is it duck season?

Answer: a bottle of flat pepsi
 
I’m teetotal and I don’t like excitement, what drink could I celebrate my birthday with?

Answer: The grinch.
 
Following last year’s life-size male nude, what do you suppose they’ll surprise us with this year in the St Peter’s Square Nativity scene?

Answer: A bent nickel.
 
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My father never paid me many compliments but I’ll always remember how on his death bed he gazed in my general direction and said “son, I know we’ve had our differences over the years but, well, my father gave me these when I first started out in life and I want you to have the same start as me.” Know what he gave me? A glass eye and?

(The book comes out in May )

Answer: a bat and ball.
 
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I go with 7 or 3; if not, all of the above or a is sometimes false.
 
What would like
  1. boiled egg
  2. fried egg
  3. eggs Benedict
  4. scrambled egg
  5. poached egg
  6. egg on toast
  7. raw egg
A) leg of lamb
(Phew!)

Answer: Davey Crocket
 
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Perhaps pigs; I saw them in a shop there and they were titled “maiali per presepio”- pigs for the nativity scene. So, I bought them because they are the saem scale as Fontanini 5" figurines. Of course, Jews did not raise pigs, but the Samaritans did.
 
Why do you think so many people were turned into living statues in Pompeii due to the volcano?

Answer: probably in a pear tree.
 
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I have a cousin who is fifty five soon, what could I get her which would be relevant to her age?

Answer: Krakatoa
 
What happens if you accidentally drop your toa?

A: Naval Destroyer.
 
What being can be decoyed for nefarious purposes with enough meow mix?

Hannukah.
 
Who is Shere Kahn’s younger sister?

A. Dos Equis.
 
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