Was your biology instructor Ben Stein?

Well, not having attended any of the same lectures as you, I’m not sure whether you were taught by people who didn’t understand evolution themselves, or you interpreted them incorrectly, but no, what you describe above would be what those in the biology game call
magic. It is also not what you claimed in your earlier post. In your earlier post, you claimed that evolution teaches that everything started in a puddle of chaotic goo. Evolution has nothing to do with the origin of life. The study of the origin of life is called abiogenesis.
But just for the sake of argument, let’s say you picked the right name for the theory, and claimed that abiogenesis claims that life arose out of a pile of chaotic goo, or that it suggests that life arose “just somehow”.
There is no way that I can cover all the work being done by biologists studying abiogenesis in one post, but I suggest that if you are at all interested in making true claims, you look to see what the scientists are actually claiming.
I think you would be fascinated to see just how well developed our understanding of the pre-biotic Earth is. For instance, did you know that non-living, organic compounds can form vesicles that have the ability to grow and reproduce themselves? You’ve no doubt heard of DNA and RNA, but did you know that in the pre-biotic Earth there were hundreds of other neucleotides, and some of them are capable of spontaneous polemerization? Do you know what any of that even means? If you don’t, you should learn before you write it off as “just happened somehow”.