I’m an excellent pianist (classically-trained) who plays for Masses on a regular basis. Two years ago, I started taking organ lessons, and I’m capable of playing Bach preludes and fugues, but not for congregational singing or Mass parts for a cantor or choir. I’m getting there. It takes time.
I’m also a convert to the Catholic Church from Evangelical Protestantism.
I will use milder words in this thread so that I don’t offend those who love chant. I respect their opinion and their preference, and I wish for them that they are able to find Catholic parishes that regularly do chant, including Gregorian chant. I think the ideal is for all parishes to do at least one Mass that is primarily chant in order to preserve the heritage of Catholic music and to minister to those who find solace and encouragement for their faith in the ancient music forms.
I really dislike Gregorian chant or any kind of chant, and I would switch parishes if my parish started doing chant as the primary music form in all the Masses on a regular basis. (It probably won’t happen–it was tried a few years ago for several months with absolutely dismal results–Mass attendance dropped alarmingly.)
Call me a “Westerner” if you like–I proudly accept that name! Basically, I dislike the
randomness of chant–the lack of melody and rhythm. It sounds like talking, but the words are “spread out and elongated.” I especially dislike it when priests “chant the prayers,” because I can’t see why we would talk to anyone, including God, in “elongated words.” It sounds very unnatural to me. I do realize that the Psalms are all “songs,” but I’ve heard plenty of musical arrangements for the Psalms that are not “chant.”
Some people try to tell me that the unnaturalness is why they like chant–it sounds more “heavenly” to them. Well, not to me. I find chant rather “spooky” and “unheavenly” because it is so often heard in horror movies that I grew up with. I own a murder mystery movie (my favorite actor stars in it) that makes extensive use of religious chant all the way through the movie (the protagonist is a former priest who quit to become a cop).
So when I hear chant, I immediately think, “Ghosties!”
I prefer vocal pieces with a strong melody line (which many of the hymns, both traditional and modern, have).
I think that in the United States, most people need an instrument, preferably a keyboard-type instrument (organ or piano) to sing these pieces, as our music education over the last 30-40 years has produced several generations of non-singers who are much more comfortable being spectators than participants.
People in the U.S. generally have no idea about the proper techniques for singing. They also have developed a “tin ear” and are unable to match pitches–so sad. This essentially DOOMS chant, as the singers must match each other’s pitches in order for the chant to sound good and be music. When everyone sings their own version of the pitch, it’s cacophony–howling cats.
Most U.S. citizens under the age of 40 are incapable of singing any kind of chant (or any other kind of song) due to horrible music education in their schools
and families.
In addition, so many people are in terrible physical condition that they don’t have the breath control to be able to do chant without taking constant breaths and breaking up the line of music. It sounds like stertorous breathing.
Listening to well-done chant is bad enough for me, but listening to badly-done chant is excruciating.
And actually singing chant is unpleasant for me–meandering all over the neumes with a congregation of non-singers who have no clue about what they’re supposed to be doing–it’s a test of tolerance for those of us who appreciate music that is in-tune and on the mark. It’s kind of fun with a group of good singers–I love sightreading music, and that’s what singing chant is. But isn’t Mass music supposed to be something higher than musical exercises?
IF Holy Mother Church decreed that chant will be done for all the music in all the Masses in the world, of course I would submit and I’m sure that I would eventually get used to it, although I would strongly petition the Holy See to establish “singing schools” in all the parishes in the United States and make attendance and active participation (actually singing!) in these schools an OBLIGATION for ALL parishioners of ALL ages, especially the generations who grew up in the 1980s through the current year!!!
But I don’t think a decree of “all chant” is ever likely to happen, because I think many of the people groups of the world would also find chant unnatural and unpleasant to their ears. People say that “the Mass music is not about our personal preferences.” Well, that’s true, so we shouldn’t complain about any Mass music that is liturgically-correct, and that includes the hymns!
One more reason why I dislike chant is that I dislike most songs that are not sung in my heart language (which is English). If chant is done, I prefer it to be done in English, but again, most singers massacre the words and sound like pirates or “diphthong” manglers! Not conducive at all to worship for me.
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