Interesting. This is now making me think of a story I heard at a seminary over the summer. Here is how it goes:
There were three nuns in a room in a convent.
One of them was weaving a new curtain for the altar, another was baking the communion wafers, and yet another was preparing the incense for the censers.
One nun said to the other, “Sister, do you know why the Archbishop eats meat on Wednesdays and Fridays when we are not allowed to?”
The other nun replied, “Well, Sister, maybe we are allowed to. Let’s go and ask him!”
So they decided to approach the Archbishop with their question.
They asked “Father, may we eat meat on Wednesdays and Fridays?”
He said “No.”
They replied, “May we eat lamb on Wednesdays and Fridays?”
He answered “No.”
Then they questioned, “May we eat beef on Wednesdays and Fridays?”
He replied “No.”
Then they said “May we at least eat a little steak with our eggs on Wednesdays and Fridays?”
Again, his reply was “No.”
So finally, they asked him “Why then, Father, do you eat all of these things on Wednesdays and Fridays?”
This time, his answer was “Because I never ask anyone. You are asking me, so I am telling you the rules of the Church.”