At war with the squirrels

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Cold War strategies may be required. Start building a proxy army or raccoons, and one of skunks.
 
epan said:
Cold War strategies may be required. Start building a proxy army or raccoons, and one of skunks.
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And what do I use to get rid of the coons and stinkers once the squirrels are gone. I’m gonna have to go bigger and bigger… or get a biigger gun. I’ve created a monster! 😃
 
shipwrkd said:
And what do I use to get rid of the coons and stinkers once the squirrels are gone. I’m gonna have to go bigger and bigger… or get a biigger gun. I’ve created a monster! 😃
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Lure them away with ice cream. Free ice cream always works. DON’T give away ice cream on your own premises, or you will never be rid of them.
 
epan said:
Lure them away with ice cream. Free ice cream always works. DON’T give away ice cream on your own premises, or you will never be rid of them.
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Woaw!!! I’m not giving MY ice cream to anyone. I’m a charitable man…to a point 😃 Next they’ll want my cookies!!!
 
maltmom said:
HURRY!!! Hide your Oreos and hire a guard. :onpatrol:
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Good advice, gonna put them right next to my ice cream (hey, I could call it cookies and cream). And I’m gonna arm that guard with an assault pellet gun…semi auto with a 30 round clip 👍
 
shipwrkd said:
But I don’t have any leeks. Will she take squirrel hides :rolleyes:
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I’ve been spending way too much time on a gun control thread. Told myself not to get involved…but I didn’t listen:mad:
In all the posts in the squirrel thread, I have yet to see any Church dogma (or should I say Squirrelma) or anything from the Magistrume forbidding me from popping a couple squirels. That said, the war is back on. I don’t believe it’s a just war because I have no chance of ever winning it, But I’m gonna get as many of em as I can…before Joe Biden comes knocking at my door telling me I have an assault pellet gun and I need to give it up. I’m keeping a file open with all the great ideas that have come my way cuz after Joe gets the Crossman, the critters ain’t gonna go away. Till then, breath, release, light hold, steady trigger pull and follow through 😃
 
Crescentinus said:
Yes, she can sell those to buy leeks. 😃
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Okie Dokie Cres, but I notice your location may be a bit away from mid-America. Do ya suppose she may be willing to pick up the shipping charges? I’ll sight the “squirrel slayer” and try not to make a mess of the hides. Is she gonna make me clean and skin em? With her love of leeks, I’ll bet she can’t keep a boyfriend very long. :o
 
shipwrkd said:
Okie Dokie Cres, but I notice your location may be a bit away from mid-America. Do ya suppose she may be willing to pick up the shipping charges? I’ll sight the “squirrel slayer” and try not to make a mess of the hides. Is she gonna make me clean and skin em? With her love of leeks, I’ll bet she can’t keep a boyfriend very long. :o
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She’s not going to kill squirrels, but teach them how to leave the area. 😃
 
Crescentinus said:
She’s not going to kill squirrels, but teach them how to leave the area. 😃
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I need clarification. Will she train them to leave my area or her’s. If she trains them to leave her area, why wouldn’t they come back to me? If she trains them to leave my area, I won’t have anything to shoot at 😦

Still can’t figure out what she does with all those leeks. Speaking of leeks, I’ll be right back…
 
shipwrkd said:
I need clarification. Will she train them to leave my area or her’s. If she trains them to leave her area, why wouldn’t they come back to me? If she trains them to leave my area, I won’t have anything to shoot at 😦

Still can’t figure out what she does with all those leeks. Speaking of leeks, I’ll be right back…
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She will train them to leave her area. :3

She eats a lot of leeks as well as dancing with the leeks. :3
 
After all the different ways of home protection offered, I’ve decided to add this to my arsenal before Joe Biden encroaches on my second amendment right to protect my property. It’ll make a nice backup to the single shot Crossman “squirrel slayer”. Only wish it had a larger then 40 round magazine.

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shipwrkd said:
I’ve been spending way too much time on a gun control thread. Told myself not to get involved…but I didn’t listen:mad:
In all the posts in the squirrel thread, I have yet to see any Church dogma (or should I say Squirrelma) or anything from the Magistrume forbidding me from popping a couple squirels. That said, the war is back on. I don’t believe it’s a just war because I have no chance of ever winning it, But I’m gonna get as many of em as I can…before Joe Biden comes knocking at my door telling me I have an assault pellet gun and I need to give it up. I’m keeping a file open with all the great ideas that have come my way cuz after Joe gets the Crossman, the critters ain’t gonna go away. Till then, breath, release, light hold, steady trigger pull and follow through 😃
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Which is the creature of God made in God’s image with superior intellect supposed to be a good steward ofthe rest of God’s creation and which is the creature of God who cannot sin?
 
This is great material…I think i can use this thread to convert my hubby to Catholicism:D
 
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