Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[lilypadrees]

Banned for discriminating against Romulans.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not doing more to combat the rising tide of specism.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for mixing with fake aliens.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you can buy Romulan ale,

 

[pianistclare]

Banned. period. End of story. Finito. Banned where no man has been banned before.

 

[mVitus]

Vanned for having a large family that needs to go to the same place all at once.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because 4 people is not a large damily.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not doubling that yearly.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because that would get me on the cover of the Enquirer.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for not seeking fame.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because we don’t all want to be Octomom.

 

[mVitus]

Unbanned for being correct. No one wants to be an octomom. Chiliamoms are what’s in vogue.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned for not calling me mama.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being a mama’s boy’s mama.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because mama is always right.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

 

[pianistclare]

Banned because I wasn’t upsetting myself.
Sincerely,
Yo mama

 

[mVitus]

Banned because yo’ mama so dumb, she put a peephole in a glass door.

(For any not in the know, “Yo mama” jokes are a group of jokes of their own right and while technically referencing one’s paternal mother, are not really said as insults against one’s mother but as a way of showing cleverness and or puns.)

 

[pianistclare]

Banned. Fashizzle.

 

[mVitus]

Banned so I can have the 900th post.