Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not liking my emoticons.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for lack of remorse for breaking the rules.

 

[MrZoom]

Self ban since my back is suddenly feeling better.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because that Tamiflu is good stuff. The first time I went on a cruise I got the flu at the end and that stuff ended it quickly. Still was confined to the cabin, but dang is it good.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I am out of the hospital.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned because you should be eating Butternut Squash soup. Mmm.

 

[Crocus]

Banned for giving unsolicited vegetable advice and possibly licking out the pot.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for assuming I’d lick out of the pot. Never. I just stick my face in there and have the best time.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for ruining the 'zah. (La-ZAH-na, ok-ZUH)

ZAH! ZUH!
ZAH! ZUH!

The prosecution rests.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for listening to the Spice Girls.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because it was from a stupid SNL skit,

 

[Crocus]

Banned because I just learned how to spell Snerk!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because this post uses autocorrect to see how interesti,g some Thu,ngs can get when you just type without looking at what it produces and it can get pretty interesting how accurate it can be when you’re typing stuff that it correctly gets right.

And now I’m fed up with autocorrect because so many times it change what I really mean to say, but this once, just this once when I was banking on it to mess up and make no sense, it goes and works fine.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for auto correct.

 

[mVitus]

Banned forms otter crucible

 

[Crocus]

Banned for melting otters out of season.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for melting otters out of season.

Why, I otter ban you for enforcing melting seasons.

 

[Crocus]

Banned for drive by banning.

 

[Tulitas]

Banned because it’s Lent.

 

[mVitus]

Unbanned for encouraging penance. As your reward I took all the meat from your house because for you, every day is Friday.