Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

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Banned because breakfast is bone broth and bean and cheese burritos. Can you sleep on those?
 
Banned because those are not breakfast foods. We must cleanse you of your non-standard breakfast and replace it with scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.
 
Banned because you put the mop somewhere else and didn’t tell me where it was.:pouting_woman:
 
Banned because, well, ugh, why why why!? Banned because, ergha, they don’t wants to hears it. Gollum! Gollum! mVitus justs wants to ban them, little postersies. mVitus doesn’t want to- Gollum! Banned for wiping nasty floorsies. Gollum like swimming.
 
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Banned for not telling me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
 
Banned because once upon there was a little girl named Greensfield who was called Greenie. One day a famine was striking the town and Greenie was sitting hungry in the streets. Looking for good she found a plant growing in the sidewalk and she touched. Lo and behold the plant grew and sprouted all kinds of fruits that were delicious in Greenie’s opinion. She then looked for more plants and soon everyone in the town had fruit to eat and the famine was over. The end.
 
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