Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[mVitus]

Banned for assuming he took drugs as opposed to natural insanity. I mean, I at least, am a perfect picture of *twitch* sanity *twitch* on CAF *convulses*. :crazy_face:

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because I take quite a few (legal) drugs. They don’t make me see pink elephants, but they help keep Walgreens in business.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for not recognizing the Coneheads reference in my previous comment.

DGB

 

[mVitus]

Banned because that reference was just b-b-b-b-bad to the bone.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

George Thorogood and the Destroyers reference without an accompanying link. BANNED!!!

DGB

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I only know it from the fish.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

You must be younger than me. BANNED!!!

DGB

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being old. Ew.



(I was born in the 90s)

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for not respecting your elders!

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for not respecting the young!

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for walking on my lawn!! Young folks these days…

 

[mVitus]

Banned because, for the last time, ShowersofRoses, your lawn does not extend five houses down on the other side of the street.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Eh, what’s that? I can’t hear you! Banned for mumbling! Young folks, they never speak up clearly, always mumbling…

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned for being against youth.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for trying to be hip with the youngsters and failing horribly.

@ShowersofRoses

 

[ConstantLearner]

I’m only in my 30s! Banned for calling that old!

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I didn’t say you were old. Just that you failed at being hip with the youngsters. But now that you mention it…

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Hip? 1985 called, they want their slang back. BANNED!!!

DGB

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m too swag-elicious to be banned.

 

[ConstantLearner]

Banned because you need to “show not tell.”