Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

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Banned because sometimes it’s better to tell and not show. (Example: Sandra’s heart sank as she though about her father, barely recognizable through the jungle of tubes, back in the hospital as she ate smores with the other girls around the fire. VS Sandra’s heart sank as she though about her father, barely recognizable through the jungle of tubes, back in the hospital as she ate melted marshmallow goodness with slightly melted chocolate gushing over crunchy graham crackers with the other girls around the fire.) The second one really detracts from Sandra’s worrying about her father.
 
Banned because we need proof that you are swag-worthy, and because that was a really long wordy ban and now I want s’mores.

And I can’t have s’mores because I have to fast before Mass, so you’re TEMPTING me to break the fast, which is a sin on top of a ban, so there! Ha!
 
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And I can’t have s’mores because I have to fast before Mass, so you’re TEMPTING me to break the fast, which is a sin on top of a ban, so there! Ha!
Which time zone do you live in? Just curious since I’m in Central so I’ve already been at Mass. (I like the 9:30.)
 
I’m in the Pacific time zone. I’m getting ready to go to the 11:00 Mass. It’s either 8:30 am or 11 for me.
 
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So it’s what, 10:12 where you are?

Also, banned for not, banning.
 
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Well, I’ve got so much swag that I don’t need to ban in every post like some plebian. 😛

Also, banned because you blamed me for tempting you to eat Smores when you can’t. Buy if it’s 45 minutes until Mass and communion isn’t until the end if a hour long Mass, you can still eat without breaking the fast because it’s 1 hour prior to Communion, not 1 hour prior to Mass’ start that the fast applies.
 
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Banned because you used logic in a ban thread. 😜

And I gotta run! Forgot to eat breakfast, and I still gotta few minutes to eat! 😆
 
Aaak! Heretics!! Both of you are banned for slandering unicorns! Shame on you both!

See, even High King Peter the Magnificent loves unicorns!

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Well King Peter was a bad king at that time according to the movie. Look at his battle tactics and you’ll see he led many creatures to unnecessary deaths. Book King Peter didn’t ride a unicorn and did better. I wonder who’s to blame? The unicorn!

Also, banned!
 
Banned because the difference is Disney, not the unicorn. 😂

And I love the movie anyway…😆

Besides, Aslan and Lucy probably revived many, or most, of those animals/creatures who had been injured or turned to stone.
 
Banned because I just realized how dark that is.

“Hello, previous statues. Most of you were probably regular citizens with no military training. Some of your latest memories are filled with dreadful fear. You’re probably also really sore and weak from not moving in a while. So here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to run to a battlefield with many fearsome creatures who might even be winning right now. We’re then going to charge without arming you with weapons or anything that the White Witch probably took from you and possibly wreck the military plans of our allies. Many of you will die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. Now do it for Narnia! For your families!”
*crowd "huzzah"s*
“Though many of your families are probably dead. You missed a lot of stuff in these last 100 years.”
 
Haha. Oh well, we can be sure Aslan knew what He was doing. 🦁🦄😍

Banned for making Narnia too dark. 😂
 
Banned because sometimes it’s better to tell and not show. (Example: Sandra’s heart sank as she though about her father, barely recognizable through the jungle of tubes, back in the hospital as she ate smores with the other girls around the fire. VS Sandra’s heart sank as she though about her father, barely recognizable through the jungle of tubes, back in the hospital as she ate melted marshmallow goodness with slightly melted chocolate gushing over crunchy graham crackers with the other girls around the fire.) The second one really detracts from Sandra’s worrying about her father.
Banned because neither sounds liked Sandra gave a hoot!
 
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