Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[DoGodsBidding1]

That would be cool if you would glow. Banned for not eating radioactive materials.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for advocating self-harm. I’m disappointed in you, .

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for assuming that it would harm you. Look at what happened to Spiderman.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for encouraging cultural appropriation.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Unbanned for sticking up for spiders (pun intended).

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I’m usually not sticking up, but sucking up, with my vacuum when it comes to those little spawns of evil.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for mentioning spawns of evil. They aren’t evil just misunderstood.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for trying to minimize their evil.

 

[lilypadrees]

Banned for not realizing that they serve a purpose.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because bats can serve that purpose too. Same for dragonflies.

 

[minniesavio]

Banned for comparing majestic bats to dragonflies.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for only joining us 6 hours ago.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not being more welcoming to the newbie.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you forgot the cake.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for being the cake police.

 

[mVitus]

Banned for breaking cake law.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned for not nailing the cake law to the church door so we can all read it.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because churches are a bit cagey about nailing things to the door after an incident about 500 years ago.

…and my church has glass doors.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not using Scotch tape.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because scotch tape lacks the hardness needed to hit a nail into a door.