Ban The Person Above You XXXI: My Number

[lilypadrees]

Banned not because the force is with you.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you were the chosen one!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for not getting that walking carpet out of my way.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because you don’t want to sell me any death sticks.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because this bucket of bolts is never gonna get us past that blockade.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I am your father.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because:

 

[mVitus]

Banned because I don’t like sand. It’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere.

 

[ShowersofRoses]

Banned because these are not the droids you are looking for.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because that’s why The Empire uses iPhones.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned for no Star Wars referenced bans for two days.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for having a bad feeling about this.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned because it’s not my fault.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for condoning a course of action that will lead us to war.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Banned because your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for picking up another pathetic life form.

 

[mVitus]

Banned because R2D2 was initially so vulgar that they had to bleep out everything he said to get the film in theaters.

 

[MrZoom]

Banned for calling me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

 

[mVitus]

Banned for being a scruffy looking nerf herder!

 

[MrZoom]

Banned because no reward is worth this.