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Because you know you can trust it! When you read the Onion, you know exactly what you’re getting.I checked the Onion. Initially, I found it quite odd. What is it that everyone finds so wonderful about it?
Because you know you can trust it! When you read the Onion, you know exactly what you’re getting.I checked the Onion. Initially, I found it quite odd. What is it that everyone finds so wonderful about it?
Oh, it’s a joke- the Onion is hilarious!I’m not very familiar with The Onion, so I read an article today:
Giants Say They Almost Beat Patriots and Can Almost Beat Them Again.
Okay, so help me out…
Do I take this literally, or as a joke? If literally, where is the actual news source, or a corroborating news article?
That’s what I thought. I only had a few minutes this morning to take a look at The Onion, but a quick perusing gave me the impression that either:Oh, it’s a joke- the Onion is hilarious!
I’m pretty sure they make them up out of whole cloth, like these:That’s what I thought. I only had a few minutes this morning to take a look at The Onion, but a quick perusing gave me the impression that either:
In the case of Giants/Patriots, I was wondering if both Coughlin and Manning had independently made several “almost” remarks over the course of several interviews, and The Onion pieced them together to make it appear as though it was one interview. The conclusion "We almost beat them before, and we can almost beat them again was definitely funny, but it would be even more so if I can locate the actual quotes!
- They’re pretty much making it all up, or
- They’re taking snippets of real quotes and putting them together in a way to intentionally make them satirical.
But I’m sticking with PBS, NPR, & the BBC… and the Onion
While they take some money form big corporations they are not actually owned by one.
If your news organization is full of committed Leftists you don’t need corporate money to influence news reporting. NPR is the only network where you can hear a poem about the “Palestinian resistance” and a commentator discuss abortion rights in a hushed voice with a wind ensemble playing in the background.:banghead:I think it helps to have diverse financing for networks otherwise the temptation is always there for he who pays the piper to call the tune.
most of the programing is midle of the road including a good deal of business reporting (although “Wait! Wait! Don’t tell me.” is my favorite.)If your news organization is full of committed Leftists you don’t need corporate money to influence news reporting.
So you’re admitting that the other networks don’t carry some things?NPR is the only network where you can hear a poem about the “Palestinian resistance” and a commentator discuss abortion rights in a hushed voice with a wind ensemble playing in the background.
Well that is OTThe New York Times has had over 50 front page stories about Abu Ghraib, which could be the most overblown story in the history of news reporting.
the UK has a large immigrant population from the near east and south central Asia the BBC also broadcasts all over the world in parts of the old empireI think that the BBC.com went an entire year with an Abu Ghraib story on the front page.
Your criteria for selecting a news source require that you agree with everything they say?Have you read some of the attacks against the Pope and the Catholic Church of the BBC talking points, yet, every message is filtered.
Once again why speak of the Times?The NYT gave a standby discount rate to MoveOn.org for a full page “General Betrayus” ad. The group should have paid $142,083, but was only charged $64,575. Moveon also got guaranteed placement for its standby price for the ad to appear the same day Petraeus warned Congress against a rapid withdrawal of troops from Iraq.
You can’t report on ‘em if you don’t spend some time with themRich Kaplan, the new CBS Evening News’ Executive Producer has been an advisor to Clinton and Al Gore… While head of CNN Kaplan stayed over the night in the Lincoln Bedroom, and played golf with President Clinton. Kaplan has had senior leadership positions at MSNBC and ABC, as well.
Well, the world is a big place. Gathering the news takes time, money, & personnel. Obviously big organizations are going to exists and, since they are in business, they must appeal to the mainstream. So what are you going to do?A seeker of truth will try to get their news from a variety of sources. Sadly, the mainstream media usually only counts as one.
For some of these, the headline is enough.I’m pretty sure they make them up out of whole cloth, like these:
Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn’t Own A Television
CIA On Torture Memo: ‘We Need To Stop Writing This Stuff Down’
After reading an article or two, it’s pretty obvious they’re jokes. However, the article on the Giants just made me wonder if there might be several real statements, made during separate interviews, which when put together would really lead to the “we can almost beat them again” conclusion.Apparently some people don’t realise The Onion is a joke.
I keep laughing at the “We need to stop writing this stuff down”.I’m pretty sure they make them up out of whole cloth, like these:
Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn’t Own A Television
CIA On Torture Memo: ‘We Need To Stop Writing This Stuff Down’
IIRC they did an article on China a few years agoApparently some people don’t realise The Onion is a joke. Snopes had to debunk this story that the Make-a-Wish Foundation had been bankrupted by a child who asked for unlimited wishes. Apparent quite a few folks believed it.
snopes.com/humor/iftrue/makeawish.asp
I love The Onion! They had a great article soon after 9/11 with the headline: “Terrorists shocked to find selves in hell” or something like that. It goes into graphic detail on the torments that the 19 hijackers were suffering. I’m sure it’s in the Onion archives online. Hilarious! Good stuff.For some of these, the headline is enough.
Like this one: theonion.com/content/node/43014
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years